ASBO for noisy shagging......

[Mr E Driver]

When I opened this I found it





I guess neither of them are what you might call choosy

Edited by Mr E Driver on Friday 22 January 19:45

[soad]

A pair of good lookers, aren't they?

[Cock Womble]

A Neighbour said:

"The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

Yep, I get that all the time.

[Rollcage]

Cock Womble said:

A Neighbour said:

"The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

Yep, I get that all the time.

Its probably an expression of the mental anguish.

[Cock Womble]

soad said:

A pair of good lookers, aren't they?

ETA: Is that Gary Oldman?

Edited by Cock Womble on Friday 22 January 18:10

[Rollcage]

Cock Womble said:

soad said:

A pair of good lookers, aren't they?

ETA: Is that Gary Oldman?

Edited by Cock Womble on Friday 22 January 18:10

Look like a bit like some bloke called Barry......

[Mr E Driver]

You can imagine what she is saying to the photographer.....I bet there are lots of f words

[king arthur]

Is the noise from all the paper bags they need to wear meaning they can't see what they're doing?

[Elskeggso]

:shudders like Homer when Patty and Selma are mentioned:

[daemon]

Elskeggso said:

:shudders like Homer when Patty and Selma are mentioned:

She looks like beaker out of the muppets



In fact i'd rather shag beaker.

Edited by daemon on Friday 22 January 19:03

[Mr E Driver]

I think she looks like a footballer......

now that's got you thinking!

[captainzep]

daemon said:

In fact i'd rather shag beaker.

I have.

Never again.

It was all 'me me me' in the bedroom.








By the way, is it Gary Mabbutt?

Edited by captainzep on Friday 22 January 19:25

[Penny-lope]

Cock Womble said:

soad said:

A pair of good lookers, aren't they?

CVM suggested it was us two

[Saddle bum]

I'm certain most blokes would settle for an ASBO if they got a regular supply.......

[daemon]

captainzep said:

daemon said:

In fact i'd rather shag beaker.

I have.

Never again.

It was all 'me me me' in the bedroom.

[Neil H]

Bloody hell. With people like this trying to procreate is it any wonder the country's fked?

I say let them do what they want in bed, provided they agree to have their reproductive capabilities rendered permanently inactive*.






*and also their hearts and brains (if present).

[Cock Womble]

Penny-lope said:

Cock Womble said:

soad said:

A pair of good lookers, aren't they?

CVM suggested it was us two

He has a point.

[lightningghost]

Mr E Driver said:

I think she looks like a footballer......

now that's got you thinking!

I think she looks like a football manager:

[glazbagun]

daemon said:

captainzep said:

daemon said:

In fact i'd rather shag beaker.

I have.

Never again.

It was all 'me me me' in the bedroom.

[M5jimmy]

daemon said:

Elskeggso said:

:shudders like Homer when Patty and Selma are mentioned:

She looks like beaker out of the muppets



In fact i'd rather shag beaker.

Edited by daemon on Friday 22 January 19:03