Dear Mr Brown, I am considering becoming a terrorist

[marlinmunro]

Dear Mr Brown, I am considering becoming a terrorist, I understand there could be a financial incentive if a stay a normal citizen. Could you please send my cash to the attached address

[anonymous-user]

I renounce violence.

Where's the cash?

[Justayellowbadge]

el stovey said:

I renounce violence.

Where's the cash?

I'll fight you for it.

[SystemParanoia]

im seriously considering heading down to the filth station to renounce my al-kaieeeeedaaaah connections and live a normal jihad free life...


gimme my money

[anonymous-user]

Justayellowbadge said:

el stovey said:

I renounce violence.

Where's the cash?

I'll fight you for it.

Can't we both just renounce the violence and still get the cash.

Or do you just want all the money?

[rossyIIa]

They tried to make me go to Jihad I said NO NO NO

where's my money??

[chrisgtx]

I can imagine this thread getting flagged up in some MI5 underground bunker for having a few key words!.I would expect they will have quite a bit of O/T coming up filtering it all out after todays announcement!

[jules_s]

rossyIIa said:

They tried to make me go to Jihad I said NO NO NO

where's my money??

• groan*

[strudel]

chrisgtx said:

I can imagine this thread getting flagged up in some MI5 underground bunker for having a few key words!.I would expect they will have quite a bit of O/T coming up filtering it all out after todays announcement!

MI5 on ph? There would be no more work done and the place would be crawling with terrorists!

[Blue Cat]

Dear Mr Brown, I am considering becoming a terrorist, is there a college course I should do and will the Govt pay for me to attend?

Many thanks

Blue Cat

PS I don't like flying - will this be a problem


(or have I got the wrong end of the stick here )

[Animal]

Ummm... does my bomb look big in this?

[b2hbm]

Animal said:

Ummm... does my bomb look big in this?

priceless !

[emicen]

strudel said:

chrisgtx said:

I can imagine this thread getting flagged up in some MI5 underground bunker for having a few key words!.I would expect they will have quite a bit of O/T coming up filtering it all out after todays announcement!

MI5 on ph? There would be no more work done and the place would be crawling with terrorists!

You may laugh but the local dibble showed up at a carpark recently where a cruise forum arguement was meant to be settled.

They really do have fk all better to be doing with themselves

[bob1179]

emicen said:

strudel said:

chrisgtx said:

I can imagine this thread getting flagged up in some MI5 underground bunker for having a few key words!.I would expect they will have quite a bit of O/T coming up filtering it all out after todays announcement!

MI5 on ph? There would be no more work done and the place would be crawling with terrorists!

You may laugh but the local dibble showed up at a carpark recently where a cruise forum arguement was meant to be settled.

They really do have fk all better to be doing with themselves

So, if I type:

Gordon Brown

Tony Blair

Al Qaeda

Terrorist

9/11

7/7

Houses of Parliament

Jihad

Osama Bin Laden

George W Bush

Barack Obama

Flock of Seagulls

White House

Afghanistan

pakistan

Islam4UK

Salman Rushdie

MI5

MI6

CIA

Explosion

Allah

Mohammed

Infidels

Boom

Ha ha

Someone will now be watching this thread looking for potential automotive and grammar based terrorist threats?



Aplogies for any poor spellings.

[SystemParanoia]

dont forget ol' momo the bear.

upset the jihadists too

[Fish]

You forgot to mention:

bomb
c4
ammonium nitrate
sugar
detonator

[Spiritual_Beggar]

Anyone see that interview with GB where some journo asked him about this?

He (GB) said;

"erm, we won't be handing out money to terrorists willy nilly (not exact words), we will only give money to those that say they won't do it anymore".


My god!!! He actually thought that was a valid response!!!


And this guy is running our country!!! FFS!!!! Can we not get this nutter out now, before he does anymore damage to our economy and country!!!!!!

I knew he was stupid....but come on....I didn't think he was THAT stupid!! Or is he just niaive!

[grumbledoak]

What is the hourly rate for not being a terrorist, then? If it's in double figures I'd certainly give it some thought.

GCHQ.

[Silent1]

Does anyone want me to post the video of the ampho bomb I made the other week?

[G_T]

The question is does "becoming a terrorist" pay better than "not farming crops" or "not raising cattle"?