Gordon Brown in momentous speech shocker

[mybrainhurts]

I switched the radio on in the car last night as Gordon Brown began a speech...

With much gusto Winky said:

Today, I have done something this government has never done before

With such gusto, this must be a mind-blowing something. What, Winky, what have you done..?

With much gusto Winky said:

This government has gone out and..

Yes, yes...??

With much gusto Winky said:

bought....

Yes, what...China, India....???

With much gusto Winky said:

Every sheet of corrugated iron in the United Kingdom

Blimey...Oh....good, why..?

With much gusto Winky said:

And put them on a BOAT, and sent them to Haiti

Glory be, SuperWinky has fixed another disaster, single handed...



A while ago, I said the funniest thing in the world was a Scotsman saying MURDER

I now realise the second funniest thing in the world is...

A Scotsman saying AyeRrrrron...

[soad]

Very modest too, isn't he? Still remains a prick.

[nelly1]

It gets better though...

He's sent all that Corrugated Iron Sheeting out there to help shelter the homeless...in the forthcoming Hurricane season!

I'll bet they'll all sleep a little bit more soundly knowing that GB (ironic the initials are the same!) has sent some flimsy sheeting to shelter them against the second worst thing Mother Nature can throw at them...

[ellroy]

nelly1 said:

It gets better though...

He's sent all that Corrugated Iron Sheeting out there to help shelter the homeless...in the forthcoming Hurricane season!

I'll bet they'll all sleep a little bit more soundly knowing that GB (ironic the initials are the same!) has sent some flimsy sheeting to shelter them against the second worst thing Mother Nature can throw at them...

Third worst thing, Winky could have flown out there....

[grumbledoak]

Well, when he has finished congratulating himself he can give some consideration to the food, drinking water, and medical supplies that I'm sure they'd rather have.

The man is a monumental embarrassment.

[theironduke]

Is this for real???

























I wanted to re-roof my garage next weekend, what a selfish .

[Turbo5]

It could have been worse, it could have been pre-approved British passports

[stormin]

ellroy said:

Third worst thing, Winky could have flown out there....

wouldn't have been worse for us... we might have been lucky with a hurricane taking him away.

[Lost soul]

He should be corrugated the thick tt

[Galsia]

Well thanks for spending my taxes on non-taxpayers I guess...

[eldar]

He is lying. He hasn't bought mine.

[chimera40]

Yip, and you can guarantee the fkwit paid 4x the normal price for it.

[Hedders]

Atleast dodging the flying steel guillotines might help take their mind's of the Earthquake for a bit.

[thinfourth2]

Nope he's lying

The roof is still on my garage

Lying idiot

[mybrainhurts]

Bet the tool thinks corrugated ayerrrrron is medicine...

[Pesty]

He has got to keep the Mittal brothers happy somehow.

[Jasandjules]

ellroy said:

Third worst thing, Winky could have flown out there....

Not at all, that would have been the best thing. Let him visit during the hurricanes and have him personally fitting the corrugated sheets himself, which won't at all be like sitting on a kite and in a hurricane too..... It would be a real pity if anything happened to him BUT it's a risk I am willing to take.

[mybrainhurts]

[Hedders]

Pesty said:

He has got to keep the Mittal brothers happy somehow.

It will be interesting to see the details of this purchase

[VPower]

Did he mention anything about nails and hammers??
Some timber would have helped??

I can see it now, all held to gether with string and blowing away in the wind!
Razor sharp pieces of metal flying around taking heads off all over the place!