John Terry - you utter bastard!

[Mon Ami Mate]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've all heard about the shagging around, the gambling and the brawling. We've seen this pitiful dog-faced tt mumbling his way through interviews, not even bothering trying to hide the fact that he is a half-witted chav. But now he has gone a step too far. He was just pictured on the news driving away from the Chelsea training ground in an Overfinch Range Rover. Terry, you utter, utter . Why couldn't you have stuck to your footballer's Bentley or bought some hideously "personalised" Lambo? Why did you have to take a great car that I personally covet and totally ruin it by being pictured with your sweaty arse in its driving seat. wker.

[Soovy]

I bought one this week, too.

Bet that's made you even madder.

[TEKNOPUG]

Soovy said:

I bought one this week, too.

Bet that's made you even madder.

No but it's probably riled John Terry!

[Mon Ami Mate]

Not half as mad as you I imagine. Tell me, how much did you pay for your Chav footballer's car?

[Soovy]

TEKNOPUG said:

Soovy said:

I bought one this week, too.

Bet that's made you even madder.

No but it's probably riled John Terry!

[poo at Paul's]

Soovy said:

I bought one this week, too.

Bet that's made you even madder.

We all know you're a , though!

[Pesty]

TEKNOPUG said:

No but it's probably riled John Terry!

have one of these

[TEKNOPUG]

[Northern Munkee]

Mon Ami Mate said:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've all heard about the shagging around, the gambling and the brawling. We've seen this pitiful dog-faced tt mumbling his way through interviews, not even bothering trying to hide the fact that he is a half-witted chav. But now he has gone a step too far. He was just pictured on the news driving away from the Chelsea training ground in an Overfinch Range Rover. Terry, you utter, utter . Why couldn't you have stuck to your footballer's Bentley or bought some hideously "personalised" Lambo? Why did you have to take a great car that I personally covet and totally ruin it by being pictured with your sweaty arse in its driving seat. wker.

He's clearly worked out that its easier to abuse your position as a role model (yawn) by shagging an autograph hunter in the front seat of an Overfinch than a Bentley, or is it the sponge-tastic Overfinch seat vinyl. Surely thats a plus for you.

[10 Pence Short]

Soovy said:

I bought one this week, too.

Bet that's made you even madder.

I bet it's got velour and manual and is white, just to keep in with your history of used unsaleability.

[elster]

I thought all footballers had been driving Overfinch Range Rovers since the beginning of time.

Their first paycheck they bought an Overfinch and a Bentley.