Cole's bit on the side

[Soovy]

Blimey.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12520...

[_Batty_]

Soovy said:

Blimey.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12520...

Soovy in 'reading Daily Mail shocker'

[soad]

Good looker she isn't!

[davido140]

There's a simple explanation, the bit on the side is filthy in the sack, and the wife isn't.

Let's face it, most of us would downgrade our standards a little for some pure filth!

[Pork]

Always thought Cheryl was a cover.

[Curry Burns]

If you had Cheryl Cole on tap every night....WHY THE fk WOULD YOU SHAG A MUNTER LIKE THAT!!!!

[Ikemi]

No denying, she has a good figure ... However I cannot understand why he'd choose that over Cheryl!

In other news, Kelly Osbourne has lost a bit of weight and is now 'not half bad'!

ETA: Actually on seconds thoughts, still a bit rough!

Edited by Ikemi on Friday 19th February 11:23

[MynameisRob]

Pork said:

Always thought Cheryl was a cover.

Yep, as is this whole story. She's made a packet and he can carry on ... errr ... packing (fudge).

For the sake of completeness, she'd get it ...

[Rocksteadyeddie]

He's mad. He's madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition.

[Curry Burns]

Ikemi said:

No denying, she has a good figure ... However I cannot understand why he'd choose that over Cheryl!

In other news, Kelly Osbourne has lost a bit of weight and is now 'not half bad'!

ETA: Actually on seconds thoughts, still a bit rough!

Edited by Ikemi on Friday 19th February 11:23

Nicer body, but unforunately she stills looks like Kelly Osbourne.

[Ikemi]

_Batty_ said:

Soovy said:

Blimey.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12520...

Soovy in 'reading Daily Mail shocker'

Doesn't Soovy always post links from the Mail?

[Pork]

Curry Burns said:

If you had Cheryl Cole on tap every night....WHY THE fk WOULD YOU SHAG A MUNTER LIKE THAT!!!!

I used to have a mate who, everytime a stunner walked on by, would mutter "someones tired of poking that".

Perhaps he was right.

[AndrewW-G]

Pork said:

Always thought Cheryl was a cover.

Thought cole was supposed to be a shirt lifter, with a tom cruise / elton john / lewis hamilton style smoke screen relationship, with a media hungry "wife / girlfriend"

[hornetrider]

Is that an adam's apple I see?

Also: note from the article the Wail's 'sources' - internet forums! Beware - we are being watched!

[911motorsport]

Not too shabby

[JRM]

Curry Burns said:

If you had Cheryl Cole on tap every night....WHY THE fk WOULD YOU SHAG A MUNTER LIKE THAT!!!!

Probably because he doesn't have Cheryl on tap every night - I wonder how many nights they actually spend together - must have pretty hectic schedules between them

[Republik]

Ashley Cole is a knob.

[NathanJones]

Curry Burns said:

If you had Cheryl Cole on tap every night....WHY THE fk WOULD YOU SHAG A MUNTER LIKE THAT!!!!

Perhaps his eye roamed (as well as a few other body parts) because Cheryl doesn't "shag", you never know what goes on behind closed doors.....

[soad]

Republik said:

Ashley Cole is a knob.

Agreed. Always thought he was a brown gravy stirrer too?

[porka944s]

Doesn't her mum live with them, thats why he's going elsewhere!