38st woman gives birth - what I want to know is...
38st woman gives birth - what I want to know is...
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sleep envy

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62,260 posts

270 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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...who could possibly nail her?



The 25-year-old gave birth to a healthy girl weighing 2.9kg (6lb 6oz).

Doctors at the Bucharest University Hospital said Lacatus is the heaviest woman known to have given birth in Romania.

Florin Costandache, who helped perform the operation, said: "It was a real challenge because she needed four times the anesthetic a normal person needs."

Dr. Daghni Rasasingham, of Britain's Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists in London, said the case was rare, given the mother's weight and height of 5.25 feet (1.6 meters), and that she would be at risk of clots, diabetes, post-birth bleeding and infection.

Popescu said Lacatus was being carefully monitored because she suffers from a thyroid problem and post-surgery complications could develop because of her morbid obesity.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/813962-240kg-woman-ris...


Rocksteadyeddie

7,971 posts

248 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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Turkey baster job

HTH

Pork

9,455 posts

255 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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Some guys like them big - the bigger the better.

Horses for courses.

Big Rod

6,257 posts

237 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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We were discussing this over breakfast this morning.

The first question was 'How?' closely followed by 'Why?'

We reched the conclusion that a turkey baster and a lot of flour may have been used.

ProfessorPeach

616 posts

192 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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sleep envy said:
...who could possibly nail her?
Never mind that - how did they get the baby out?

She's hardly going to open wide, is she.

I bet she squeezed it out like toothpaste.

BliarOut

72,863 posts

260 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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ProfessorPeach said:
sleep envy said:
...who could possibly nail her?
Never mind that - how did they get the baby out?

She's hardly going to open wide, is she.

I bet she squeezed it out like toothpaste.
Talcum powder.

Matt Evans

1,530 posts

195 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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BliarOut said:
Talcum powder.
What, roll her in it to find the moist spot?

sleep envy

Original Poster:

62,260 posts

270 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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ProfessorPeach said:
sleep envy said:
...who could possibly nail her?
Never mind that - how did they get the baby out?

She's hardly going to open wide, is she.

I bet she squeezed it out like toothpaste.
they teased it out with a KFC family bucket

clonmult

10,529 posts

230 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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Matt Evans said:
BliarOut said:
Talcum powder.
What, roll her in it to find the moist spot?
Talcum powder would be suitable for a heffer maybe, but this one is so far past that it doesn't bear thinking about.

Saw it in the metro this morning.

How, just how? This is proof of an immaculate conception. No man could ever be so incredible stupid. Immaculate conception is way easier to understand than some bloke somehow worming his way under those folds .... ewwwwww.

crofty1984

16,717 posts

225 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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"The sheer mechanics of it are mindblowing!"

Greeny

1,423 posts

280 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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Are they sure it was a baby, and not just a funny shaped poo?

paulm3

657 posts

246 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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sleep envy said:
ProfessorPeach said:
sleep envy said:
...who could possibly nail her?
Never mind that - how did they get the baby out?

She's hardly going to open wide, is she.

I bet she squeezed it out like toothpaste.
they teased it out with a KFC family bucket
claprofl

Chris71

21,548 posts

263 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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Matt Evans said:
BliarOut said:
Talcum powder.
What, roll her in it to find the moist spot?
Moist spot? Judging by the rest of her it'd be like stumbling upon a subterranean lake.

bazking69

8,620 posts

211 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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I bet the father was the size of Billy Mitchell and is well into that sort of st...

sleep envy

Original Poster:

62,260 posts

270 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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you know you get toe jam, do you reckon she gets that in between the folds??

clonmult

10,529 posts

230 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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sleep envy said:
The 25-year-old gave birth to a healthy girl weighing 2.9kg (6lb 6oz).
Baby won't be healthy for long if the poor little thing keeps to mums diet.

I'm assuming now that the father is nowhere to be found. Or he's still stuck in some of those folds of lard, muted screams only occasionally heard ....

tonyvid

9,886 posts

264 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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Ewan_S hasn't been over there, has he? This one wouldn't be able to run away!

Matt Evans

1,530 posts

195 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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sleep envy said:
you know you get toe jam, do you reckon she gets that in between the folds??
Ha! Serious belly button fluff I bet.

ShadownINja

79,177 posts

303 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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sleep envy said:
you know you get toe jam, do you reckon she gets that in between the folds??
Yes. Sweat and dirt will build up. It's not right. And there'll be more of this kind of thing in this country soon enough.

escargot

17,122 posts

238 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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Doc "Brace yourself, her waters have broken!!"
Nurse "Oh hang on, she's just spilled a bit of her mega bucket of coke"


Baffling.