My mate's little girl in the news
My mate's little girl in the news
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anonymous-user

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75 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/8523707....

He's milking the feck out of this and loving it! biggrin




davidspooner

24,058 posts

215 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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Blimey she's a chunky lass isn't she?

Don

28,378 posts

305 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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davidspooner said:
Blimey she's a chunky lass isn't she?
rofl

Oh yes. Positively enormous.

No wonder your mate is amused. Barmy.

whitevanman88

1,012 posts

201 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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If this was my kid, whoever wrote that letter would be in line for a damn good shouting at.

No wonder ALL my cousins have had eating disorders after school medicals (eating disorders both ways).

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

75 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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They're in London for the breakfast TV rounds in the morning lol!

heebeegeetee

29,801 posts

269 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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What a porker!

pc.iow

1,879 posts

224 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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She dose'nt look over 6,let alone 8.

Cock Womble

29,908 posts

251 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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How the hell can a five year-old be "sporty"?

What's her discipline - Javelin? Shot put? Rugby Union? Triathlon? Volleyball?

Will she be competing in this year's Under 6 Olympics? Or has she turned pro already?






"Active" would have been a better word.

Uhura_Fighter

7,018 posts

204 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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digimeistter said:
They're in London for the breakfast TV rounds in the morning lol!
Why?

Stevenj214

4,941 posts

249 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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Quinny said:
I haven't got kids... But if I did, there's no way they'd be playing a part in goverment survey's experiments, or anything else, that interfeared with their wellbeingfrown
It's hardly interfering though is it? More attempted education. For every one like the girl in the link, I'm sure there's a lot more along the lines of:


pc.iow

1,879 posts

224 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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Cock Womble said:
How the hell can a five year-old be "sporty"?

What's her discipline - Javelin? Shot put? Rugby Union? Triathlon? Volleyball?

Will she be competing in this year's Under 6 Olympics? Or has she turned pro already?






"Active" would have been a better word.
Active... Like all 5 year olds? ('sept the fat ones)

SunderJimmy

3,261 posts

203 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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3 stone?! Pfft, I put on that during one game of Civilisation 4.

FraserLFA

5,083 posts

195 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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Stevenj214 said:
Quinny said:
I haven't got kids... But if I did, there's no way they'd be playing a part in goverment survey's experiments, or anything else, that interfeared with their wellbeingfrown
It's hardly interfering though is it? More attempted education. For every one like the girl in the link, I'm sure there's a lot more along the lines of:

Hey look! That lady gave birth to the michelin man!


anonymous-user

Original Poster:

75 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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Uhura_Fighter said:
digimeistter said:
They're in London for the breakfast TV rounds in the morning lol!
Why?
Erm because they were approached and are subsequently being put up in a 5* Hotel plus £££'s why do you think?


Stevenj214

4,941 posts

249 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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Uhura_Fighter said:
digimeistter said:
They're in London for the breakfast TV rounds in the morning lol!
Why?
Because it's costing a fortune to feed the little chubber at home!

Jasandjules

71,793 posts

250 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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Is Victoria Beckham the benchmark now then?

(I was going to say Yard Stick but she is a stick so that one went by the wayside)

sonic_2k_uk

4,008 posts

228 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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SunderJimmy said:
3 stone?! Pfft, I put on that during one game of Civilisation 4.
rofl

I wouldn't be taking much notice of that letter either.

Uhura_Fighter

7,018 posts

204 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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digimeistter said:
Uhura_Fighter said:
digimeistter said:
They're in London for the breakfast TV rounds in the morning lol!
Why?
Erm because they were approached and are subsequently being put up in a 5* Hotel plus £££'s why do you think?
Why/what do I think;

They need the money to feed the fat kid and crave the attention this "news" item will bring them. It will give them something to tell people in the hope it makes them sound intereseting. They have nothing better to do. "Exploiting"/putting their kid in front of tv cameras gets them a night in a nice hotel.

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

75 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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Uhura_Fighter said:
digimeistter said:
Uhura_Fighter said:
digimeistter said:
They're in London for the breakfast TV rounds in the morning lol!
Why?
Erm because they were approached and are subsequently being put up in a 5* Hotel plus £££'s why do you think?
Why/what do I think;

They need the money to feed the fat kid and crave the attention this "news" item will bring them. It will give them something to tell people in the hope it makes them sound intereseting. They have nothing better to do. "Exploiting"/putting their kid in front of tv cameras gets them a night in a nice hotel.
Have your read the article?

I quote a (now) legendary phrase coined in another thread

"there is not enough woosh in the world!" rolleyesbiggrin

Edited by anonymous-user on Friday 19th February 21:40

bonsai

2,015 posts

201 months

Friday 19th February 2010
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digimeistter said:
Uhura_Fighter said:
digimeistter said:
They're in London for the breakfast TV rounds in the morning lol!
Why?
Erm because they were approached and are subsequently being put up in a 5* Hotel plus £££'s why do you think?
How much do the breakfast TV shows pay for non-news features like this?