Jeremy Clarkson meets Nelson Mandela....oh dear.
Jeremy Clarkson meets Nelson Mandela....oh dear.
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amir_j

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3,579 posts

223 months

Sunday 28th February 2010
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It gets worse:

"It was like queuing for a wedding line-up. You want to say something to the bride’s father that all the other guests haven’t said before, but what hasn’t already been said to Nelson Mandela? My head was in a spin. I was shaking with nerves. And perhaps that’s why my first question was — and I’m not making this up — “So, Mr Mandela, have you ever been to a lap-dancing club?”"


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnist...

ClintonB

4,727 posts

235 months

Sunday 28th February 2010
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Best to take what JC utters with a big dose or treat it as a big dose.

Jasandjules

71,902 posts

251 months

Sunday 28th February 2010
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I was of the opinion that what JC says is, in the main, designed to generate publicity..

chr15b

3,467 posts

212 months

Sunday 28th February 2010
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Classic!

heebeegeetee

29,827 posts

270 months

Sunday 28th February 2010
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Funny! biggrin

jimothy

5,151 posts

259 months

Sunday 28th February 2010
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Personally I would have gone with:

"So, Nelson Mandela, blown up any more shopping centres recently?"

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

239 months

Sunday 28th February 2010
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The only question is- why did the entire world mis the opportunity to kill two c*nts at once?

Escort2dr

3,636 posts

223 months

Sunday 28th February 2010
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10 Pence Short said:
The only question is- why did the entire world mis the opportunity to kill two c*nts at once?
?

Were you there too smile ?

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

239 months

Sunday 28th February 2010
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Escort2dr said:
10 Pence Short said:
The only question is- why did the entire world mis the opportunity to kill two c*nts at once?
?

Were you there too smile ?
That would make 3. Maths not your strong point? smile

Escort2dr

3,636 posts

223 months

Sunday 28th February 2010
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10 Pence Short said:
Escort2dr said:
10 Pence Short said:
The only question is- why did the entire world mis the opportunity to kill two c*nts at once?
?

Were you there too smile ?
That would make 3. Maths not your strong point? smile
Are you calling James May a then ?

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

239 months

Sunday 28th February 2010
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Escort2dr said:
10 Pence Short said:
Escort2dr said:
10 Pence Short said:
The only question is- why did the entire world mis the opportunity to kill two c*nts at once?
?

Were you there too smile ?
That would make 3. Maths not your strong point? smile
Are you calling James May a then ?
No. I was calling Jeremy Clarkson and Nelson Mandela s.

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

239 months

Sunday 28th February 2010
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Not a bad article for JC, think he may be slightly over playing Mandela importance though

Escort2dr

3,636 posts

223 months

Sunday 28th February 2010
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10 Pence Short said:
Escort2dr said:
10 Pence Short said:
Escort2dr said:
10 Pence Short said:
The only question is- why did the entire world mis the opportunity to kill two c*nts at once?
?

Were you there too smile ?
That would make 3. Maths not your strong point? smile
Are you calling James May a then ?
No. I was calling Jeremy Clarkson and Nelson Mandela s.
Obviously. Why?

lonny

428 posts

265 months

Sunday 28th February 2010
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Wasn't Clarkson calling Mandella a terrorist in his Sunday Times column a year or so ago? I'm not particularly bothered whether he likes the bloke or not - and his article in this morning's paper just seemed childish - but his fawning over the bloke once he got a chance to meet him seems very hypocritical to me.

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

239 months

Sunday 28th February 2010
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lonny said:
Wasn't Clarkson calling Mandela a terrorist in his Sunday Times column a year or so ago? I'm not particularly bothered whether he likes the bloke or not - and his article in this morning's paper just seemed childish - but his fawning over the bloke once he got a chance to meet him seems very hypocritical to me.
yes

As usual a terrorist is only a terrorist if:

a: his or her side doesn’t win
b: you don’t agree with his or her viewpoint

As soon as a terrorists side in any conflict does win & / or their viewpoint is perceived by others as being justified, then they become "freedom fighters" to be courted by terrible 70’s/80’s singers


Edited by AndrewW-G on Sunday 28th February 12:29

5unny

4,395 posts

204 months

Sunday 28th February 2010
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JC in the Times in 2003 said:
I have to be honest. I have a problem with Mandela. I know that he has become a symbol of democracy’s triumph over evil and a hero to oppressed people everywhere, and I’m sure that Livingstone and Co are right to say that millions of people would like to see this “great statesman” immortalised for all time in the middle of London.

But he’s not Gandhi, you know. You may like what he represents — I do — but if you peer under the halo of political correctness that bathes him in a golden glow of goodness you’ll find that the man himself is a bit dodgy.

Back in the early 1960s he was the one who pushed the ANC into armed conflict. He was known back then as the Black Pimpernel. And his second marriage was to Winnie, who’s now a convicted fraudster and thief with, we’re told, a penchant for Pirelli necklaces.

Furthermore, since his release from prison and his eventual rise to the presidency, Mandela has had some extraordinary things to say about world affairs. He’s deeply concerned, for instance, about the plight of one of the Lockerbie bombers and has expressed support for both Gadaffi and Castro.

Indeed, he has singled out Cuba, praising it for its human rights and liberty. I’m sorry — what human rights, what liberty? Perhaps he should go to the Cohiba nightclub and ask one of the 12-year-old prostitutes which way her parents voted.

Once, while defending his decision to share a stage with three Puerto Rican terrorists who shot and wounded five US congressmen in 1954, Mandela said he supported anyone who was fighting for self- determination. The IRA, the Chechens, Shining Path? What if I started a movement to bring about independence for Chipping Norton; what if I blew up council offices in Oxford and shot a few policemen — could I count on Mandela’s support?

What of the people who hijacked those airliners on September 11? They would almost certainly have argued that one of their goals was self-rule for Palestine. So does he think their actions were justified? Confusingly, he doesn’t.

I simply don’t understand why the Nobel academy gave him a peace prize or why Charlie Dimmock and Alan Titchmarsh gave him a new garden. And I don’t see why he should be given a statue in Trafalgar Square, either. If we’re after someone who stands up for the oppressed, what about Jesus? I feel fairly sure that he never blew up a train.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/article885289.ece

Dave^

7,787 posts

275 months

Sunday 28th February 2010
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I watched "Love the Beast" last night, and in that Clarkson put himself across as a bit of a tit...

I just don't get him outside of Top Gear...