She must have something VERY wrong with her

[Soovy]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1255034/Ji...


So he wanted to cool their relationship?

Does she smell funny or something?!!



SWT!

Edited by Soovy on Wednesday 3rd March 15:56

[MacGee]

bunny boiler..

[13th]

Hilarious, cheap van though!!

[Matt Evans]

Soovy said:

So he wanted to cool their relationship?

Does she smell funny or something?!!

She fire bombs cars when things don't go her way.

Would you want to go out with that sort of person? She might have a nice rack but if she stabs you every time you tell her that it's her turn to make the brews then I'd probably want to cool it off a bit too!

[paulmurr]

I would ruin her.




Under an assumed name, natch

[V8mate]

Just pop over to the match.com thread. Plenty of folk there with mental petrol cans just waiting to be poured.

[Mr Darcy]

I still would even though she is clearly as mad as a box of frogs.

[soad]

"The babe's soo hot it was probably spontaneous combustion."

[sleep envy]

just goes to show someone, somewhere was tired of dealing with her

[Hammerhead]

Swiming instructor? Breast stroke?

Ding dong!

(wearing asbestos pants)

[Cock Womble]

sleep envy said:

just goes to show someone, somewhere was tired of dealing with her

I'm guessing she had problems with her head.




In that it was too far up her own arse.

[MynameisRob]

Bloke in not really interested in average looking pale bird with penchant for arson shocker ...


Good cans though

[Soovy]

By the look of it her head was excellent.

[schmalex]

Well, her bikini top doesn't fit very well. Unless she does something about it soon, her boobs'll be by her knees in no time.

Pistonheads - correctly supported mammaries matter.

[nelly1]

Cock Womble said:

I'm guessing she had problems with her head.

I'm guessing she hasn't had many complaints in that department.

[rescynic]

He maybe text her to say she'd just lost the game, and it had nothing to do with cooling things off. Or maybe she just needs her head examined.

[Deva Link]

What are the chances of a bloke that did that getting away with non-custodial sentence?

[Cock Womble]

Matt Evans said:

She fire bombs cars when things don't go her way.

Would you want to go out with that sort of person? She might have a nice rack but if she stabs you every time you tell her that it's her turn to make the brews then I'd probably want to cool it off a bit too!

article said:

Ms Phair had been 'known to the psychiatric services' since the age of 10 and there were sensitive issues in her background which affected her.

There you go then.


But I'm still not going to be the first to use the 'M' word.

[Jasandjules]

Well despite appearances to the contrary, I guess he was well shot of her.

[Ganglandboss]

sleep envy said:

just goes to show someone, somewhere was tired of dealing with her