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Justayellowbadge said:
Bizarrley reminisent of the incident that nearly killed me 6 years ago. Minding my own business, cruising back from Key West to Miami on a rented Harley Roadking, got to Tavenier, 40mph limit, set cruise as I went past a trooper with a radar gun, about a mile later, see a car tearing up behind me......thought It's ok, I'm not speeding, Plod must be after someone else.......car just kept coming, hit me doing over 80mph according to the speedtrap reading half a mile earlier....I hit the gas at the last minute and got up to about 50mph maybe, so relative collision speed of 30mph, two up on a 300kg bike! Turned out to be 18 year "Tiffany" in Daddy's Mazda. Amazingly (due to back wheel collapse and other damage) I kept the bike upright (Emergency crew chief entered the ambulance to ask "who is Evil Kenievel then?" as they could nto believe bike remained upright having left 57yard skidmarks over three lanes!
Weird thing is, although a bit dazed I remember seing her get out the car after the collison and she was wearing a towel round her.....not only that but could clearly see her bear arse as she got out!
It turns out she had been drinking, and also "taken something" was late getting home, and having been at the beach all day was trying to get changed back into her proper clothes as she drove her dad's car on cruise control! Thankfully, she's been through the speed trap, admitted she was still on cruise and the state trooper who arrived on the scene within seconds of the accident witnessed her with her arse out!
So she was well and truly banged to rights and I suspect well and truly banged later in the cells!
It's scary how STUPID Florida drivers are! I was warned by the company I was working at not to ride a bike down to the Keys as it is "so dangerous", what they meant was the local drivers are!
s3fella said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Bizarrley reminisent of the incident that nearly killed me 6 years ago. Minding my own business, cruising back from Key West to Miami on a rented Harley Roadking, got to Tavenier, 40mph limit, set cruise as I went past a trooper with a radar gun, about a mile later, see a car tearing up behind me......thought It's ok, I'm not speeding, Plod must be after someone else.......car just kept coming, hit me doing over 80mph according to the speedtrap reading half a mile earlier....I hit the gas at the last minute and got up to about 50mph maybe, so relative collision speed of 30mph, two up on a 300kg bike! Turned out to be 18 year "Tiffany" in Daddy's Mazda. Amazingly (due to back wheel collapse and other damage) I kept the bike upright (Emergency crew chief entered the ambulance to ask "who is Evil Kenievel then?" as they could nto believe bike remained upright having left 57yard skidmarks over three lanes!
Weird thing is, although a bit dazed I remember seing her get out the car after the collison and she was wearing a towel round her.....not only that but could clearly see her bear arse as she got out!
It turns out she had been drinking, and also "taken something" was late getting home, and having been at the beach all day was trying to get changed back into her proper clothes as she drove her dad's car on cruise control! Thankfully, she's been through the speed trap, admitted she was still on cruise and the state trooper who arrived on the scene within seconds of the accident witnessed her with her arse out!
So she was well and truly banged to rights and I suspect well and truly banged later in the cells!
It's scary how STUPID Florida drivers are! I was warned by the company I was working at not to ride a bike down to the Keys as it is "so dangerous", what they meant was the local drivers are!
Mazda Baiter said:
Dear Lord did you follow the link to the picture of the horned lady on the left? How bloody disgusting is that!soad said:
What a munter! 
matchmaker said:
soad said:
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