75 starlings crash to their death.....

[E31Shrew]

This is it then....next will be the removal of any driveway made of asphalt or concrete. You heard it here first!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100310/tuk-75-starli...

[slideways]

Flash forward

[Would You]

Surprised they haven't blamed speeding yet..

[robinhood21]

How strange. I expect they will be chirping on about this for a long time.

[E31Shrew]

robinhood21 said:

How strange. I expect they will be chirping on about this for a long time.

I see what you did there....

[ShadownINja]

Greedy bankers at it again, I expect.

[working class]

I blame Gordon Brown.

[Ricky_M]

I blame the parents or perhaps global warming.

[GTIR]

Chinese lanterns.

[fathomfive]

Someone obviously just started a V8 up.

[Babu 01]

[glazbagun]

End of the world. Repent ye sinners!

[paul.deitch]

don't egg zagerate everything

[clarkey318is]

It's like the start of that film where the earth's core stops spinning! CLIMATE CHANGE RAHRAHRAH

[kiteless]

During the medieval avian period, ten times as many Starlings used to fall from the sky.

Selective proxy nesting data curiously omits this fact.

[Shaw Tarse]

Would You said:

Surprised they haven't blamed speeding yet..

If found guilty eggspect them to do bird!

[zakelwe]

I'm not sure what's most amazing, somebody thought it worthwhile posting such a crap story or 10 + people commentating on it including myself

That's the thing about the interwebs, no editor for quality assessment.

Andy

[E31Shrew]

I'm gutted. I thought it was a great story

[anonymous-user]

'birds had suffered broken beaks, broken legs and wings and abdominal injuries, but were otherwise in good bodily condition'

Thats like saying you have a brocken nose, broken jaw, broken legs, broken arms, abdominal injuries but apart from that I'm fine!

[louiebaby]

MonkeyMatt said:

'birds had suffered broken beaks, broken legs and wings and abdominal injuries, but were otherwise in good bodily condition'

Thats like saying you have a brocken nose, broken jaw, broken legs, broken arms, abdominal injuries but apart from that I'm fine!

Emsman?