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5unny

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4,395 posts

212 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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Maybe Winky is possessed too?


Telegraph said:
Chief exorcist says Devil is in Vatican
The Devil is lurking in the very heart of the Roman Catholic Church, the Vatican's chief exorcist claimed on Wednesday.

Father Gabriele Amorth said people who are possessed by Satan vomit shards of glass and pieces of iron.

He added that the assault on Pope Benedict XVI on Christmas Eve by a mentally unstable woman and the sex abuse scandals which have engulfed the Church in the US, Ireland, Germany and other countries, were proof that the Anti-Christ was waging a war against the Holy See.

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"The Devil resides in the Vatican and you can see the consequences," said Father Amorth, 85, who has been the Holy See's chief exorcist for 25 years.

"He can remain hidden, or speak in different languages, or even appear to be sympathetic. At times he makes fun of me. But I'm a man who is happy in his work."

While there was "resistance and mistrust" towards the concept of exorcism among some Catholics, Pope Benedict XVI has no such doubts, Father Amorth said. "His Holiness believes wholeheartedly in the practice of exorcism. He has encouraged and praised our work," he added.

The evil influence of Satan was evident in the highest ranks of the Catholic hierarchy, with "cardinals who do not believe in Jesus and bishops who are linked to the demon," Father Amorth said.

In a rare insight into the world of exorcism, the Italian priest told La Repubblica newspaper that the 1973 film The Exorcist gave a "substantially exact" impression of what it was like to be possessed by the Devil.

People possessed by evil sometimes had to be physically restrained by half a dozen people while they were exorcised. They would scream, utter blasphemies and spit out sharp objects, he said.

"From their mouths, anything can come out – pieces of iron as long as a finger, but also rose petals," said Father Amorth, who claims to have performed 70,000 exorcisms. "When the possessed dribble and slobber, and need cleaning up, I do that too. Seeing people vomit doesn't bother me. The exorcist has one principal duty - to free human beings from the fear of the Devil."

The attempted assassination of Pope John Paul II by a Turkish gunman in 1981 and recent revelations of "violence and paedophilia" committed by Catholic priests against children in their care was also the work of the Devil, said Father Amorth, who has written a book about his vocation, Memoirs of an Exorcist, which was published recently.

Father Amorth, who is the president of the Association of Exorcists and fought as a partisan during the war, has previously claimed that both Hitler and Stalin were possessed by the Devil.

In an interview with Vatican Radio in 2006, he said: "Of course the Devil exists and he can not only possess a single person but also groups and entire populations.

"I am convinced that the Nazis were all possessed. All you have to do is think about what Hitler and Stalin did."

He also condemned the Harry Potter books, saying they were dangerous because they dabbled in the occult and failed to draw a clear distinction between "the Satanic art" of black magic and benevolent white magic.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/7416458/Chief-exorcist-says-Devil-is-in-Vatican.html

Durruti

1,023 posts

268 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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Let me have free access at the vatican for an hour, an automatic weapon and a flame thrower and I'll show them what satan looks like.

A medieval cult which needs some medieval cleansing.

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

263 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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Father Gabriele Amorth said:
...people who are possessed by Satan vomit shards of glass and pieces of iron.
Listen to this man. He knows what he's talking about. yes

Nutters, the lot of them.

Lost_BMW

12,955 posts

206 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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And yet I used to think that funda-'mentalist' religious devotees were a bit backward thinking.

Catholics have obviously moved on with the times.

PS . . anyone know where I can source tickets to a witch burning?

jshell

12,106 posts

235 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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He's right in one way, the Vatican is the House of Satan. Look at the worldwide damage and carnage caused to untold human lives by the Catholic church. Evil, corrupt bds.

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

234 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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5unny said:
Maybe Winky is possessed too?
No he is just a plain moron

Mclovin

1,679 posts

228 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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i love how they got that sins of the priests were because they were possessed by satan lol, its almost like the whole story is packaged around that little gibblet....

Hedders

24,460 posts

277 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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What would happen to any other organisation that made this claim??

"Sorry about that, we seem to have been infiltrated by Satan, but you can still trust us"


Blue Meanie

73,668 posts

285 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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Of course it couldn't be the Vatican, or the church at fault. Of course it is the other pretend entity the devil doing it all...

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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Look, look...it's true ------>

HappyGoLucky

1,159 posts

242 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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mybrainhurts said:
Look, look...it's true ------>
Why is the old kraut pointing at winky's "winky" and smiling? Have they been playing hide the host in the alterboy again?

Turbo5

594 posts

241 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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Perhaps its something to do with the evidence that is about to appear regarding senior RC's assisting Nazi war criminals escape to South America at the end of the war

paul.deitch

2,315 posts

287 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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I'm surprised that no one has yet suggested that it seems to be the European career of choice for paedophiles - seems pretty Satanish to me. He must be right.

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

247 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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mybrainhurts said:
Look, look...it's true ------>
Good grief its like a Hitler youth reunion!

Lost_BMW

12,955 posts

206 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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And no one's mentioned 'The Spanish Inquisition' yet.

Probably come up when we're least expecting it!

DJC

23,563 posts

266 months

Sunday 14th March 2010
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anonymous said:
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Close Tonks. He has written a book, this is part of the publicity for the book.

Bill

58,716 posts

285 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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Vatican fruitloop said:
He also condemned the Harry Potter books, saying they were dangerous because they dabbled in the occult and failed to draw a clear distinction between "the Satanic art" of black magic and benevolent white magic.
I wonder how he feels about Paul Daniels and his ilkhehesilly

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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Bill said:
Vatican fruitloop said:
He also condemned the Harry Potter books, saying they were dangerous because they dabbled in the occult and failed to draw a clear distinction between "the Satanic art" of black magic and benevolent white magic.
I wonder how he feels about Paul Daniels and his ilkhehesilly
I heard he's issued a Thinwa...

vetteheadracer

8,273 posts

283 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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I thought Santa lived at the North Pole......

Blue Meanie

73,668 posts

285 months

Monday 15th March 2010
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I'm not sure it is Satan that is the problem. Satans arch enemy, God, has a far worse record for humanity.