Man assaulted female police officer with penis

[limpsfield]

I haven't read the story but what a headline

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/857...

[B17NNS]

She had to take evasive action to avoid getting struck.

Just how big is this man's cock?

[mattviatura]

OP is your username wise here?

[Shaw Tarse]

What a plonker!

[Heathwood]

B17NNS said:

She had to take evasive action to avoid getting struck.

Just how big is this man's cock?

Jag-D, own up!

[hooperpride]

I'm sorry but

[Killer2005]

He's made a bit of a cock of himself

[tubbystu]

BBC website said:

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

BBC website then said:

Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

Thanks for posting that The whole silliness of it has made my day.

[W66OCH]

"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

[baptistsan]

How short was the WPC?!

[Hugo a Gogo]

has he been charged?

I don't think they'll be able to make it stand up in court

[SmoothRB]

Presumably he was quite a bit bigger than she was?

[E31Shrew]

Misread the title. Thought it was strange that the female police officer had a penis

[RB26DETT]

Hugo a Gogo said:

has he been charged?

I don't think they'll be able to make it stand up in court

I see what you did there

[Mojocvh]

WTF are they employing as police officers these days?

[Monki]

Mojocvh said:

WTF are they employing as police officers these days?

She is probably the product of the minority recruitment drive a couple of years back I've noticed a fair few dwarven female officers who are not much bigger than children

[Pesty]

Monki said:

Mojocvh said:

WTF are they employing as police officers these days?

She is probably the product of the minority recruitment drive a couple of years back I've noticed a fair few dwarven female officers who are not much bigger than children

Their arses are usualy as wide as they are tall.

[Diderot]

FFS. Thanks very much chaps. I've just spat peppermint tea all over my laptop.

[SmoothRB]

Monki said:

Mojocvh said:

WTF are they employing as police officers these days?

She is probably the product of the minority recruitment drive a couple of years back I've noticed a fair few dwarven female officers who are not much bigger than children

...and some of the guys also, they look like they barely need to shave and weight about 120 lbs soaking wet.

...about as physically intimidating as a flaccid cock.

[Monki]

SmoothRB said:

Monki said:

Mojocvh said:

WTF are they employing as police officers these days?

She is probably the product of the minority recruitment drive a couple of years back I've noticed a fair few dwarven female officers who are not much bigger than children

...and some of the guys also, they look like they barely need to shave and weight about 120 lbs soaking wet.

...about as physically intimidating as a flaccid cock.

You're right, one walked into me last week by accident and fell over