Who the F*** am I Supposed to Vote for?
Who the F*** am I Supposed to Vote for?
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GestapoWatch

Original Poster:

1,393 posts

220 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2010
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So out of the 'Big 3' I trust roughly zero of them to offer me any hope that the absolute PC-laden, impoverished, anti-social and expensive mess we are in will be resolved.

The so-called Ministers who are in charge of their own little area always ALWAYS come across as having their heads buried in sand and/or are simply so naive to reality its sickening. Not to mention the ongoing arse-covering tactic deployed every time a 'tough' question is asked, which is widely expected and accepted so then fcensored knows if anything actually gets done! eek

Then to top it all off there's a new 'scandal' involving their superior knowledge of the system to fcensored us all over. Again. And the smarmy censored even BRAG about it!! No, seriously... nuts

Out of the 'lesser parties', one of which has a worryingly racist agenda, I cannot imagine any of them have the capacity or ability to perform heroics (unless I'm horribly mistaken), so what is going to happen? Has our Freedon & Democracy gotten co complicated and convoluted that we're heading towards something giving and all hell breaking loose?

Mazda Baiter

37,069 posts

218 months

Wednesday 24th March 2010
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Just vote for whoever is most likely to be the biggest opponent to Labour in your constituency.

As long as the current shower of st government is gotten rid of, the country will be better off.

Magog

2,653 posts

219 months

Wednesday 24th March 2010
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Your local Jury Team candidate of their is one?

Esseesse

9,027 posts

238 months

Wednesday 24th March 2010
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UKIP obviously. Best policies that make sense, def the best and most popular after the 'big' three.

Why couldnt they run the country? How hard is it? st job, but we've survived since 1997. And have you heard some of them, Hazel Blears types... could you trust them to do anything? At least UKIP seems to have its head screwed on the right way.

tangent police

3,097 posts

206 months

Wednesday 24th March 2010
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A vote for anyone other than CMD is a vote for Brown. rolleyes

I think we need a wholesale cull of the fkers myself. Of all tie colours.

Shaw Tarse

31,892 posts

233 months

Wednesday 24th March 2010
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Vote PH party!
There may be a few issues to sort out, ie should Soovy be Minister for Justice or Media?
Should MBH be in charge of pensions? (if so he wil need a car & driver to take him to the office, or he will forget where he was going to)

Shaw Tarse

31,892 posts

233 months

Wednesday 24th March 2010
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Mark Benson as Minister of Agricutepigs

MX7

7,902 posts

204 months

Wednesday 24th March 2010
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Mazda Baiter said:
Just vote for whoever is most likely to be the biggest opponent to Labour in your constituency.

As long as the current shower of st government is gotten rid of, the country will be better off.
yes

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

234 months

Wednesday 24th March 2010
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MX7 said:
Mazda Baiter said:
Just vote for whoever is most likely to be the biggest opponent to Labour in your constituency.

As long as the current shower of st government is gotten rid of, the country will be better off.
yes
Utter ste

They are all self obsessed control freak tossers

I ain't voting for the punch in the face party because i am sick of the kick in the nuts party

Douglas Adams nails it.

From So Long and Thanks for All the Fish ...

[An extraterrestrial robot and spaceship has just landed on earth. The robot steps out of the spaceship...]

"I come in peace," it said, adding after a long moment of further grinding, "take me to your Lizard."

Ford Prefect, of course, had an explanation for this, as he sat with Arthur and watched the nonstop frenetic news reports on television...

"It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see..."

"You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?"

"No," said Ford, "nothing so simple. Nothing anything like to straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."

"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."

"I did," said ford. "It is."

"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"

"It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want."

"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"

"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."

"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"

"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?"

"What?"

"I said," said Ford, with an increasing air of urgency creeping into his voice, "have you got any gin?"

"I'll look. Tell me about the lizards."

Ford shrugged again.

"Some people say that the lizards are the best thing that ever happened to them," he said. "They're completely wrong of course, completely and utterly wrong, but someone's got to say it."

chris watton

22,547 posts

290 months

Wednesday 24th March 2010
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Meanwhile, on BBC Pravda this morning, are they covering the Glasgow scandle, ot any (increasing) numbers of corruptness from those who make the laws? No - they are reporting on the possible banning of smoking in your own home home and car - for the children's sake, of course.
And again, because they've been to damn good at divide and rule, it will happen.

Puggit

49,810 posts

278 months

Wednesday 24th March 2010
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In order to remove Labour you must vote Tory or Lib Dem, whoever is going to unseat them in your constituency.

If you want change, you can only vote for someone that will take us out of the EU - that is where our laws are coming from, that is where the decisions are made, and without democratic input.

That is the stark choice you have.

Don

28,378 posts

314 months

Wednesday 24th March 2010
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Vote for whoever is most likely to oust or keep out the Labour candidate.

We must be sure. I want Brown and Labour gone. Anyone else will be better, or, at least, cannot be worse.

jshell

12,106 posts

235 months

Wednesday 24th March 2010
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thinfourth2 said:
MX7 said:
Mazda Baiter said:
Just vote for whoever is most likely to be the biggest opponent to Labour in your constituency.

As long as the current shower of st government is gotten rid of, the country will be better off.
yes
Utter ste

They are all self obsessed control freak tossers

I ain't voting for the punch in the face party because i am sick of the kick in the nuts party

Douglas Adams nails it.

From So Long and Thanks for All the Fish ...

[An extraterrestrial robot and spaceship has just landed on earth. The robot steps out of the spaceship...]

"I come in peace," it said, adding after a long moment of further grinding, "take me to your Lizard."

Ford Prefect, of course, had an explanation for this, as he sat with Arthur and watched the nonstop frenetic news reports on television...

"It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see..."

"You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?"

"No," said Ford, "nothing so simple. Nothing anything like to straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."

"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."

"I did," said ford. "It is."

"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"

"It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want."

"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"

"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."

"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"

"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?"

"What?"

"I said," said Ford, with an increasing air of urgency creeping into his voice, "have you got any gin?"

"I'll look. Tell me about the lizards."

Ford shrugged again.

"Some people say that the lizards are the best thing that ever happened to them," he said. "They're completely wrong of course, completely and utterly wrong, but someone's got to say it."
How fecking true is that! Wonderful!

BoRED S2upid

21,069 posts

270 months

Wednesday 24th March 2010
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Vote Plaid Cymru.

TASS

39,731 posts

314 months

Wednesday 24th March 2010
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Don said:
Vote for whoever is most likely to oust or keep out the Labour candidate.

We must be sure. I want Brown and Labour gone. Anyone else will be better, or, at least, cannot be worse.
Much as I agree with your anger, it seems to be playing their game, tit for tat, playing the short game to vote tactically.
The country wants change, this is evident from the way the main parties keep saying it and voting for them will not do this. I think a hung parliament is coming regardless, what happens after that is what matters

EdJ

1,388 posts

225 months

Wednesday 24th March 2010
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As others have said, it all depends on your constituency. If Labour scraped in ahead of the Lib Dems, with the Tories some way off, you're best off voting for them to keep Labour out.

Equally, if your MP is a Tory and way ahead of Labour / Lib Dems, vote UKIP.

Mazda Baiter

37,069 posts

218 months

Wednesday 24th March 2010
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thinfourth2 said:
MX7 said:
Mazda Baiter said:
Just vote for whoever is most likely to be the biggest opponent to Labour in your constituency.



As long as the current shower of st government is gotten rid of, the country will be better off.
yes
Utter ste



They are all self obsessed control freak tossers



I ain't voting for the punch in the face party because i am sick of the kick in the nuts party



Douglas Adams nails it.
Sometimes, when your face has healed a bit from the last session, you have to take a punch in the face to give your nuts a rest from being consistently kicked.

I agree that they are all s and will probably end up being just as corrupt as the last lot. It needs to change at the top this time.

TASS

39,731 posts

314 months

Wednesday 24th March 2010
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EdJ said:
As others have said, it all depends on your constituency. If Labour scraped in ahead of the Lib Dems, with the Tories some way off, you're best off voting for them to keep Labour out.

Equally, if your MP is a Tory and way ahead of Labour / Lib Dems, vote UKIP.
Bung your region into here for an idea of how it stands where you live.....

http://www.statemaster.com/encyclopedia/South-Camb...

Parrot of Doom

23,075 posts

264 months

Wednesday 24th March 2010
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GestapoWatch said:
So out of the 'Big 3' I trust roughly zero of them to offer me any hope that the absolute PC-laden, impoverished, anti-social and expensive mess we are in will be resolved.

The so-called Ministers who are in charge of their own little area always ALWAYS come across as having their heads buried in sand and/or are simply so naive to reality its sickening. Not to mention the ongoing arse-covering tactic deployed every time a 'tough' question is asked, which is widely expected and accepted so then fcensored knows if anything actually gets done! eek

Then to top it all off there's a new 'scandal' involving their superior knowledge of the system to fcensored us all over. Again. And the smarmy censored even BRAG about it!! No, seriously... nuts

Out of the 'lesser parties', one of which has a worryingly racist agenda, I cannot imagine any of them have the capacity or ability to perform heroics (unless I'm horribly mistaken), so what is going to happen? Has our Freedon & Democracy gotten co complicated and convoluted that we're heading towards something giving and all hell breaking loose?
There will almost certainly be an independent candidate in your constituency. Why not vote for them?

Why does everyone think that the only option is to vote for a party? fk that.

GuinnessMK

1,608 posts

252 months

Wednesday 24th March 2010
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I don't want to vote for our lizard overlords. frown