Oh My God - we're all going to die

[pilchardthecat]

of radioactive pig-flu volcano ash!!!!!!111

[kiteless]

Ah.

Pre-empting tomorrow's Wail headline I see.

[Sheets Tabuer]

If it was the mail it would say immigrant ash!

[pilchardthecat]

Immigrant ash that can't even speak English, given huge council house gets teen mother pregnant again and sts on memory of Diana

[EDLT]

Bloody foreign ash, coming over here, taking our planes.

[WhoseGeneration]

Thread title is absolutely correct.
Well done that man.
A realist.
Elf and Safety, alas, cannnot save us from that truth.

[KANEIT]

pilchardthecat said:

Immigrant ash that can't even speak English, given huge council house gets teen mother pregnant again and sts on memory of Diana

LOL!

At least it's not taking our jobs!

[DocJock]

pilchardthecat said:

Immigrant ash that can't even speak English, given huge council house gets teen mother pregnant again and sts on memory of Diana

...and causes cancer. Don't forget the cancer.

[Rothgo Wooft]

They're going to keep turning it up until we drop the debt.

[Romanymagic]

WhoseGeneration said:

Thread title is absolutely correct.
Well done that man.
A realist.
Elf and Safety, alas, cannnot save us from that truth.

It's true I figure I only have another 40 years left, oh the shame!

[WhoseGeneration]

Romanymagic said:

It's true I figure I only have another 40 years left, oh the shame!

Lucky sod, that's probably 20 more than me.

[AJS-]

KANEIT said:

pilchardthecat said:

Immigrant ash that can't even speak English, given huge council house gets teen mother pregnant again and sts on memory of Diana

LOL!

At least it's not taking our jobs!

It is black though.

[J B L]

Heard on the radio yesterday: "bloody icelandics, they pinch all our money and now they ground our planes so I can't go on holiday".

He sounded serious too

[Jasandjules]

Keep the public afraid, that's the motto of the Govt - and the BBC is happy to oblige.

[groucho]

Why can't humans accept that we are a transient specie on the planet? I give it another 500 years at best. It's about time we became extinct reading what some simpletons have to say in other climate threads. Yes, you know who you are.

[KANEIT]

AJS- said:

KANEIT said:

pilchardthecat said:

Immigrant ash that can't even speak English, given huge council house gets teen mother pregnant again and sts on memory of Diana

LOL!

At least it's not taking our jobs!

It is black though.

Would I be in trouble if I named it 'Sooty'?

[groucho]

Anybody see aircrash investigation t'other hight? Just this scenario.

[Pooh]

groucho said:

reading what some simpletons have to say in other climate threads. Yes, you know who you are.

Having just had a quick look at some of your contributions to those threads, the irony of this statement is fantastic.

[pilchardthecat]

groucho said:

Anybody see aircrash investigation t'other hight? Just this scenario.

What, immigrant ash that can't even speak English, being given a huge council house and getting a teen mother pregnant again whilst simultaneously stting on the memory of Diana?

That is a coincidence

[thinfourth2]

Don't worry the BBC have just told me that because of the flights being grounded they aren't putting out no CO2 so we are all saved

No mention of the HUGE BLOODY VOLCANO spewing loads and loads of nasty stuff