Here's a man who is clearly going to die within days:

[Yelly]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/ind...

I fear this is not going to end well!

[dunclane]

No way!

[Jasandjules]

It's quite a claim. 7 days yes, 70 years, no.

[ShadownINja]

Interesting... 50 days without food is possible. Who needs the Atkins Diet?

[KrazyIvan]

I thinmk he's eaten his own legs

[Yelly]

Maybe there is a source of high energy food within his beard?

[poo at Paul's]

He's a way to go until he beat Bobby Sands

[Morningside]

I love this one

Sky News feedback said:

Yeah thats true he hasnt eaten in 70 yrs but what they dont tell you hes been dead for the last 69yrs11 months