I will see Gordon Brown in a few hours...

[robuk]

...and hope to get a couple of heckles off.

Any suggestions - best one will be used!

[Soovy]

Good luck on the dole, winky.

[Rawwr]

Lurk in his blind spot and whisper death threats.

[cs02rm0]

[JacksHereR]

if youre not a very good shot with eggs sharp stones ninja throwing stars, just try to cover him in verbal diarrhoea until you get tasered

[mel]

We'll even bring you the platter.




But does need to be done while shouting "This is a farewell kiss, dog!" for added effect.

Edited by mel on Tuesday 4th May 10:42

[TonyHetherington]

To the sound of D. I. S. C. O....

B. I. G. O. T.

[Puggit]

Ask him where all these Eastern Europeans are flocking from - seems to get him really riled.

[Mazda Baiter]

Make sure they are filming and shout out "You will go down in history as the worst Prime Minister this country has ever had...you c nt."

That should do it. Leave a decent gap before you call him a c nt. That way the TV companies can edit out the swearing easier and it is more likely to make the news.


Or just call him a bigot.

[HOGEPH]

"I will see Gordon Brown in a few hours..."


Through a rifle scope?

[mel]

HOGEPH said:

"I will see Gordon Brown in a few hours..."


Through a rifle scope?

If assasination wouldn't be likely to swing some labour sympathy votes later in the week I'd fully support this course of action, however at this stage of the funeral the most I could condone would be a steaming turd hurled in his direction.

[robuk]

Mazda Baiter said:

"You will go down in history as the worst Prime Minister this country has ever had...you c nt."

I am liking that :-)

Whats the jail time for egg based assults?! ;-)

[TonyHetherington]

While I agree with the sentiments - why don't you ask him a question to which he cannot properly answer? I'm sure he must be getting grief everywhere he goes, so it may not be anything new?

[HOGEPH]

robuk said:

Mazda Baiter said:

"You will go down in history as the worst Prime Minister this country has ever had...you c nt."

I am liking that :-)

Whats the jail time for egg based assults?! ;-)

Surely it would be more expeditious to just shout "C nt."?

[g3org3y]

"Sorry, I can't hear you, are you sure your radio mic is on!?"

Nice and loud after the first q&a.

[Mazda Baiter]

robuk said:

Whats the jail time for egg based assults?! ;-)

I actually agree with the previous poster who suggested throwing a steaming turd at him. Make sure it is not yours so they can't get you on DNA or anything. And ffs make sure your aim is good. We want a decent shot to the side of his face, neck and his suit jacket.

When you have done it, shout "I just st on you, like you st on this country...you c nt"

[Man-At-Arms]

give him a sheet of paper with 'P45' written on it

[mattviatura]

"In the name of God, go. You slack-jawed, country-raping, gurning, duplicitous tool"

While throwing the aforementioned turd, obviously.

Edited because I forgot to mention the turd.

Edited by mattviatura on Tuesday 4th May 11:59

[Oakey]

Hasn't a precedent now been set that made it all okay to throw shoes at politicians? Throw your shoe at him. Wear your heaviest boots.

You may or may not need to be Islamic in order to qualify for this.

Here you go:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/art...

Edited by Oakey on Tuesday 4th May 12:01

[Tsippy]

Oakey said:

Hasn't a precedent now been set that made it all okay to throw shoes at politicians? Throw your shoe at him. Wear your heaviest boots.

You may or may not need to be Islamic in order to qualify for this.

Here you go:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/art...

Edited by Oakey on Tuesday 4th May 12:01

Wow, having to be Islamic to throw a shoe kind of kills two Winky's with one stone for the OP.

1. He can dress as a Ninja which will make him a) Stealth and b) Islamic looking thus entitled to a show Scud attack
2. He can legally lob a clog at the tt