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CedGTV

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2,538 posts

284 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the Houghton Family.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1272512/20...

FFS.

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

216 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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I suppose they'll be voting labour?

CedGTV

Original Poster:

2,538 posts

284 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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That X will be the only thing they can write.

Shaw Tarse

31,893 posts

233 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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beer good luck to them, they deserve all they can get wink

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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Compulsory sterilization.... bring it back

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

223 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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champ54321 said:
Compulsory sterilization.... bring it back
A bit late in this case!

mrmr96

13,736 posts

234 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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champ54321 said:
Compulsory sterilization.... bring it back
No need for that. All we need to do is stop giving out free money to people who don't deserve it. Some of them will get jobs and starvation and/or the criminal justice system will deal with the rest.

Groober

775 posts

210 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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What a bunch of scrubbers.

Bullet + Head = Problem solved.

bga

8,134 posts

281 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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champ54321 said:
Compulsory sterilization.... bring it back
when was it compulsory before?

darren9

986 posts

225 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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What?

He has a "personality disorder" that makes him "kick off in crowds" he combats this by drinking? And this is f*cking allowed? No, encouraged by the gubbernment?

Disgusting.

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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bga said:
champ54321 said:
Compulsory sterilization.... bring it back
when was it compulsory before?
I believe Winston Churchill bought it in, i'm assuming for disabled people.

Matt Evans

1,530 posts

204 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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Binner story said:
Chelsea Ann Stamford Bridge, 16 - named after Mr Houghton's favourite football team and their home ground
Genuinely amazing. He should be shot just for that.

JacksHereR

879 posts

210 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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"The 42-year-old is paid £150 a month disability allowance because he has a 'personality disorder' which makes him 'kick off in crowds'. He has not worked since 1999 and says drinking alcohol helps him cope with his condition."

KILL THEM

Greg_D

6,542 posts

276 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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His Daughter, Chelsea Ann Stamford Bridge aged 16
roflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl

sonic_2k_uk

4,008 posts

237 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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That sums up our welfare system, and how it can be played, fairly well.

"'We've had enough of being branded thugs. We're a good family,' said Mr Houghton."

rofl

fatboy b

9,665 posts

246 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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It gets worse:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1265508/Pe...

Ugly bint said:
It's really hard,' said Mrs Davey, 29, who is seven months pregnant. 'We can't afford holidays and I don't want my kids living on a council estate and struggling like I have

illmonkey

19,823 posts

228 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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The gubberment paid for their rent, they didn't pay their landlord, they get evicted, as they are evicted, the government give them a house. Did they not question where the previous paid rent was?


carreauchompeur

18,323 posts

234 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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The Wail said:
The Houghtons boast about spending £1,000 on each of their children at Christmas. They have seven children and their eldest daughter, Emma, has her own council home.
Mrs Houghton told Closer magazine: 'I only get carer's allowance because my 16-year- old daughter Chelsea has ADHD.
'We get disability allowance for Lee too because of his personality disorder, but we should get more.
'They've even stopped giving me child benefit for Chelsea because she's a mum now - yet they won't give her a council house until she's 18 - it's so unfair!'
She added: 'We only get £150 a month disability allowance for Lee, which isn't enough. His personality disorder makes him really moody so he should get more.'
The couple have been together since Mr Houghton was 17 and his wife was 14. They had their first child Lee, now aged 23, a year later, followed by Emma, 20,
rofl You really have got to love the Wail. However the sad thing is that those oxygen thieves have been paid for that article!

MX7

7,902 posts

204 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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Matt Evans said:
Binner story said:
Chelsea Ann Stamford Bridge, 16 - named after Mr Houghton's favourite football team and their home ground
Genuinely amazing. He should be shot just for that.
roflroflrofl

Classy.

Is there someone who sets up the Mail with stories like these? If I was on a stupidly high amount of benefits, the last thing I'd want is to have the story all over a national newspaper, with pictures of my wife and children making it clear exactly who we are. It's like a turkey voting for Christmas.

Edited by MX7 on Wednesday 5th May 12:10

Matt Evans

1,530 posts

204 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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MX7 said:
Matt Evans said:
Binner story said:
Chelsea Ann Stamford Bridge, 16 - named after Mr Houghton's favourite football team and their home ground
Genuinely amazing. He should be shot just for that.
roflroflrofl

Classy.

Is there someone who sets up the Mail with stories like these? If I was on a stupidly high amount of benefits, the last thing I'd want is to have the story all over a national newspaper, with pictures of my wife and children making it clear exactly who we are. It's like a turkey voting for Christmas.

Edited by MX7 on Wednesday 5th May 12:10
This is the reason to shoot him a second time, just to make sure:

Binner story said:
He added: 'Drinking helps me cope with my personality disorder. I start with a bottle of Jack Daniels then have a few cans of cider. By the afternoon I can hardly walk.'

'If people want to work, good for them. I would if I could, but I'm too ill.'