Our new Government

[elster]

Prime Minister - David Cameron
Deputy - Nick Clegg
Chancellor - George Osbourne
Foreign Sec. - William Hague
Sec. State Scotland - Danny Alexander
Defence Sec. - Liam Fox
Health Sec.- Andrew Lansley
Education - David Law????
Anyone care to add?

Edited by elster on Tuesday 11th May 23:57

[eharding]

elster said:

Prime Minister - David Cameron
Deputy - Nick Clegg
Chancellor - George Osbourne
Foreign Sec. - William Hague
Sec. State Scotland - Danny Alexander
Defence Sec. - Liam Fox
Health Sec.- Andrew Lansley

Anyone care to add?

Cabinet Punchbag - John Prescott.

Not strictly a cabinet post, more a gimp stapled to a bench outside the cabinet room in Number 10 that everyone slaps on the way in before making policy.

[elster]

eharding said:

Cabinet Punchbag - John Prescott.

Not strictly a cabinet post, more a gimp stapled to a bench outside the cabinet room in Number 10 that everyone slaps on the way in before making policy.

Good way to get a good turn out.

[anonymous-user]

I wonder what happens next?

[elster]

Shaid GTB said:

I wonder what happens next?

Cut all the jobs the Labour have created that are pointless.
Cut benefits for those who don't need
Start going back on lots of Labour laws that went through.

[Mojooo]

elster said:

Shaid GTB said:

I wonder what happens next?

Cut all the jobs the Labour have created that are pointless.
Cut benefits for those who don't need
Start going back on lots of Labour laws that went through.

I think some of you lot may end up disappointed!

[Jasandjules]

elster said:

Shaid GTB said:

I wonder what happens next?

Cut all the jobs the Labour have created that are pointless.
Cut benefits for those who don't need
Start going back on lots of Labour laws that went through.

I don't think it'll be all the non-jobs but I think there will be a bit of a cull.

There will certainly be a change in benefits judging from Cameron's opening speech last night.

I hope that a lot of the laws will be changed - hopefully someone will go and ask plod which ones are unworkable etc.

[chris watton]

Get rid of that Electoral Commission quango for a start. The UK never seemed to have a problem with people voting until Labour introduced that!

[Man-At-Arms]

move all the Constituency boundaries back to where they should have been before Liebour dicked around with them

remove Alan Sugar's Lordship. Business Tsar !
I mean, really, what has he ever done to promote business, other than buy tat at a low price and sell it for as much as someone wants to pay

[speedchick]

Ah but will we be able to go hunting again? and then have a smoke in the pub afterwards?

[Great Pretender]

Hopefully we'll see some common sense with respect to roads and the Policing thereof.

Frankly, I don't mind the idea of road pricing as per Clegg's Manifesto; I just hope that CMD and his cronies have the ability to make improvements with the revenue rather than piss it up the wall on Pornos and 'privileges'.

[Hub]

So when Cameron's away - Clegg's in charge!

[anonymous-user]

speedchick said:

and then have a smoke in the pub afterwards?

Lets hope not. even smokers find it pleasant coming home from a night out not stinking like a walking ashtray
Maybe we can have a bylaw that smokers have to swallow the dimps rather than throwing them on the floor
Ps i'm not antismoking. Just do it where there.s plenty of fresh air to take the stink away. And tidy up after yourself

[joe_90]

Reverse the stupid farking digital economy bill for a start.

[Greenie]

elster said:

Prime Minister - David Cameron
Deputy - Nick Clegg
Chancellor - George Osbourne
Foreign Sec. - William Hague
Sec. State Scotland - Danny Alexander
Defence Sec. - Liam Fox
Health Sec.- Andrew Lansley
Education - David Law????
Anyone care to add?

Edited by elster on Tuesday 11th May 23:57

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For the first time in 13 years no Tony Blair, Gordon Brown or Mandelson That is all that is important.

[Mazda Baiter]

Man-At-Arms said:

move all the Constituency boundaries back to where they should have been before Liebour dicked around with them

remove Alan Sugar's Lordship. Business Tsar !
I mean, really, what has he ever done to promote business, other than buy tat at a low price and sell it for as much as someone wants to pay

And Mandelson's title.

I think they might want to try and sort out a vote of no confidence in the speaker of the house.

[Don]

speedchick said:

Ah but will we be able to go hunting again? and then have a smoke in the pub afterwards?

Nope. Free vote on hunting. Eventually.

Doubt they'll even look at the smoking business.

Not everything introduced over the last 13 years is going to get repealed.

[GingerWizard]

speedyguy said:

speedchick said:

and then have a smoke in the pub afterwards?

Lets hope not. even smokers find it pleasant coming home from a night out not stinking like a walking ashtray
Maybe we can have a bylaw that smokers have to swallow the dimps rather than throwing them on the floor
Ps i'm not antismoking. Just do it where there.s plenty of fresh air to take the stink away. And tidy up after yourself

my favorite smoking past time is under the duvet with some Camel full strength......


I like the fact that you covered all smokers in your sweeping generalisation... good effort.

[plasticpig]

Greenie said:

elster said:

Prime Minister - David Cameron
Deputy - Nick Clegg
Chancellor - George Osbourne
Foreign Sec. - William Hague
Sec. State Scotland - Danny Alexander
Defence Sec. - Liam Fox
Health Sec.- Andrew Lansley
Education - David Law????
Anyone care to add?

Edited by elster on Tuesday 11th May 23:57

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For the first time in 13 years no Tony Blair, Gordon Brown or Mandelson That is all that is important.

If Brown goes off to be head of the IMF then Cameron may well have to deal with his adversary sooner rather than later! Brown will be back on the front pages.

Edited by plasticpig on Wednesday 12th May 09:15

[john_p]

Chris Huhne will be the Energy and Climate Change Secretary