Can Kelly Brook Get Any Fitter?
Can Kelly Brook Get Any Fitter?
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Marty Funkhouser

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5,443 posts

211 months

Wednesday 12th May 2010
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Ignore the photos of Sam Taylor-nonce below though....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12772...

Puggit

49,815 posts

278 months

Wednesday 12th May 2010
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She seems to be getting less fit to me...

Uhura_Fighter

7,018 posts

213 months

Wednesday 12th May 2010
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You have posted this in the NPE section. Do you buy the Star and the wail? hehe

TubbyRutter

2,086 posts

236 months

Wednesday 12th May 2010
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Puggit said:
She seems to be getting less fit to me...
Indeed, whats happened to her boat?

Marty Funkhouser

Original Poster:

5,443 posts

211 months

Wednesday 12th May 2010
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Uhura_Fighter said:
You have posted this in the NPE section. Do you buy the Star and the wail? hehe
I cant help but visit the Mail site almost every day.....I have a problem and am deeply ashamed....

Mazda Baiter

37,069 posts

218 months

Wednesday 12th May 2010
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She has, and has always had horrific tits.

Flattered by a very good bra.

Not to say that I wouldn't though.

Ralph Wiggum

6,759 posts

235 months

Wednesday 12th May 2010
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If that's a recent picture, then fk me Stephen fry has got fat again.

clonmult

10,529 posts

239 months

Wednesday 12th May 2010
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Mazda Baiter said:
She has, and has always had horrific tits.

Flattered by a very good bra.

Not to say that I wouldn't though.
Very true. She's also got a rather strange nose layout.

But yes, I definitely would. Repeatedly.

But why NPE?

Marty Funkhouser

Original Poster:

5,443 posts

211 months

Wednesday 12th May 2010
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clonmult said:
Mazda Baiter said:
She has, and has always had horrific tits.

Flattered by a very good bra.

Not to say that I wouldn't though.
Very true. She's also got a rather strange nose layout.

But yes, I definitely would. Repeatedly.

But why NPE?
The lack of a "Phwooor She's Fit" forum?

jshell

12,106 posts

235 months

Wednesday 12th May 2010
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She's got boobs like spaniels ears. Would still condescend to giving her my best '60 seconds'...

Oakey

27,982 posts

246 months

Wednesday 12th May 2010
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Mazda Baiter said:
She has, and has always had horrific tits.

Flattered by a very good bra.

Not to say that I wouldn't though.
What's wrong with her tits?

ETA: Yeah they're probably a bit saggy these days but what was wrong with them when she was in her prime?

Edited by Oakey on Wednesday 12th May 11:11

Mazda Baiter

37,069 posts

218 months

Wednesday 12th May 2010
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Oakey said:
Mazda Baiter said:
She has, and has always had horrific tits.

Flattered by a very good bra.

Not to say that I wouldn't though.
What's wrong with her tits?

ETA: Yeah they're probably a bit saggy these days but what was wrong with them when she was in her prime?

Edited by Oakey on Wednesday 12th May 11:11
Areola tha shape of weetabix...pointing at the ground.

North West Tom

11,716 posts

207 months

Wednesday 12th May 2010
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Oakey said:
Mazda Baiter said:
She has, and has always had horrific tits.

Flattered by a very good bra.

Not to say that I wouldn't though.
What's wrong with her tits?

ETA: Yeah they're probably a bit saggy these days but what was wrong with them when she was in her prime?

Edited by Oakey on Wednesday 12th May 11:11
Since when did 'ETA' stand for 'Ok, so I've just googled and...'?

smile

Rusty Arches

694 posts

203 months

Wednesday 12th May 2010
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She looks like a transsexual vomit