Don't mess with Ninja's

[Dakkon]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/asia_pacific/1013...

[Tony*T3]

Worlds worst Ninjas said:

"We just ran outside and started running at them, yelling and everything," said ninja master Kaylan Soto who instructed his students to take action.

"These guys have turned around and seen five ninjas in black ninja uniforms running towards them. They just bolted."

muppets

[sleep envy]

lucky it didn't happen outside a pirate school

blood would have been spilt

[Martial Arts Man]

I've just mentioned this story in the sports forum. It was also on the times' website:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/articl...

Wierdly, my chief instructor and I prevented an old, drunk guy from being mugged last night.

Guess where the muggers decided to strike at their prey? Not on the road, not in an alley; physically inside the entrance to my dojo!

I seriously thought they were going to cry when it dawned on them as to their location.

Sadly, when the police came, they said nothing could be done and just drove the old fella away.

As for the would be muggers: on to the next one!

[Tsippy]

Ah, ancient ninja move of yelling at enemy, must remember that one

[jmorgan]

Thought you were not supposed to see ninja types? Shouldn't they have scampered up the wall of the alley way and sneak down and later the police turn up and find a bemused muggee and several trussed up and hurting muggers?

[Gaffer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqFnrNabbL8

Claire

[Jasandjules]

Martial Arts Man said:

Guess where the muggers decided to strike at their prey? Not on the road, not in an alley; physically inside the entrance to my dojo!

My old shotokan instructer was "mugged" by two blokes whilst walking home from the Dojo - still in his gi.....

[JacksHereR]

whenever i see/hear ninja i think of the beverley hills ninja

i was going to try and find my favourite clip on you tube, but found someones put the whole film up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGn22C_Sabk

its stupid but funny

[TonyHetherington]

Gaffer said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqFnrNabbL8

Claire

I knew exactly what that was going to be before I clicked it; superb

[Don]

sleep envy said:

lucky it didn't happen outside a pirate school

blood would have been spilt

[hornetrider]

sleep envy said:

lucky it didn't happen outside a pirate school

blood would have been spilt

Pirate blood. Pirate blood would have been spilt.

[Muntu]

Don't mess with Ninja's what?

[allnighter]

Muntu said:

Don't mess with Ninja's what?

Ninja's balaclava? Ninja's sister? the list is endless, just use your imagination!

[Don]

hornetrider said:

sleep envy said:

lucky it didn't happen outside a pirate school

blood would have been spilt

Pirate blood. Pirate blood would have been spilt.

Oh really? Are ninjas so much cooler than Pirates?

[Halb]

Don said:

hornetrider said:

sleep envy said:

lucky it didn't happen outside a pirate school

blood would have been spilt

Pirate blood. Pirate blood would have been spilt.

Oh really? Are ninjas so much cooler than Pirates?

Elves have +9 agility. They win on speed

[dreamz]

best news story - ever.

awesome.

[Don]

[sleep envy]

and 8 pirates

[ShadownINja]