gazza injured in crash

[dudleybloke]

geordie crybaby gazza is in a 'serious but not life threatening' condition in hospital after a car crash in newcastle.he was passenger in an astra that hit a signpost at 21:45 on sunday night.
a 36 year old woman has been arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving.

[Eric Mc]

They thought he might have brain damage - but a scan revealed nothing.

Edited by Eric Mc on Monday 14th June 16:25

[Stu R]

She was probably fine until she got into the car, where she promptly got hammered just from the smell of Gazza's breath.

Eric Mc said:

They thought he might have brain damage - but a scan revelaed nothing.

[AndrewW-G]

Is this the unhinged footbalist or the strip of land near Israel?

[5unny]

Sad to see what has happened to him over the years but there is a certain sense of irony given he himself was charged with drink driving not too long ago.

[fido]

He must have been celebrating his 19m windfall.

[birdcage]

fido said:

He must have been celebrating his 19m windfall.

What windfall was that?

[birdcage]

birdcage said:

fido said:

He must have been celebrating his 19m windfall.

What windfall was that?

I just worked it out...Doh

[arfur daley]

why aye like, just gooin doon the road like, and the lampost, right, just jumped out on us like.

[Yelly]

birdcage said:

birdcage said:

fido said:

He must have been celebrating his 19m windfall.

What windfall was that?

I just worked it out...Doh

I just googled 19 million.

That was terrible. :red card:

[Jasandjules]

Sooo, bets on him being the driver but swapping seats?

[arfur daley]

i dont think he had time to undo all the bolts on the seat runners and undo the air bag wires before the police turned up.

[MikeO996]

The shame of it - an Astra

[Pickled Piper]

birdcage said:

birdcage said:

fido said:

He must have been celebrating his 19m windfall.

What windfall was that?

I just worked it out...Doh

Too clever and high brow for me, I had to Google it.

Very good.

pp

[Plotloss]

Interestingly that even as an alcoholic drug user it takes a woman for him to have a car crash.

[allnighter]

Plotloss said:

Interestingly that even as an alcoholic drug user it takes a woman for him to have a car crash.

Ooooh a male shauvinistic dig there, but very good indeed.

Edited by allnighter on Tuesday 15th June 15:52