Plank Regularly Lies to the Police

[Marty Funkhouser]

Welcome to the world of Police cells every time you're pulled over, you utter moron.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/...

[off_again]

Mmmm, really? Or is this just a rather arrogant and daft ploy to add 'cred' to N-Dubz?

[Marty Funkhouser]

off_again said:

Mmmm, really? Or is this just a rather arrogant and daft ploy to add 'cred' to N-Dubz?

Either way, any policeman worth his salt will be scrutinising everything about him and the car he's in.

[KaraK]

What an attention we, "look at me, I'm all hard and criminal and stuff"

[JRM]

Wow he's soooo cool, imagine that. He's only pretending that he ever gets stopped, why would they stop and search a successful music 'celeb' being driven around in a car - it's not like he's haning around 'da ghetto' is it - what a tt.

I love the comment "Dappy's latest admission follows an earlier revelation on GMTV that he took the drug mephedrone, before it was made illegal. "

What a rebel! I took a legal substance whilst it was legal shocker

[rhinochopig]

Dino Contostavlos

[Ikemi]

rhinochopig said:

Dino Contostavlos

He was the practice run for Tulisa Contostavlos, which aside from looks, also applies to intelligence.

[andymadmak]

What is this "rapping" of which he speaks?

[TheCarpetCleaner]

This guy basically sums up what is wrong with the entire yoof culture - he is a dappy feckwitted retard. This is apparently idolised.

Wierd.

[Jasandjules]

JRM said:

What a rebel! I took a legal substance whilst it was legal shocker

Yep, in a few weeks he will be releasing a story to impress his Gangstas that when he gets a headache he will take 2 Ibuprofen.........

[dreamz]

Jasandjules said:

JRM said:

What a rebel! I took a legal substance whilst it was legal shocker

Yep, in a few weeks he will be releasing a story to impress his Gangstas that when he gets a headache he will take 2 Ibuprofen.........

whatttttttttttttttttt?! i've never heard anything as gangster from snoop doggy dogg dog or iced t!!

[Jasandjules]

dreamz said:

whatttttttttttttttttt?! i've never heard anything as gangster from snoop doggy dogg dog or iced t!!

And you never will, coz ez a real gangsta innit...........

[fido]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/music/newsid_100...

'Young obsessed by image' says N-Dubz - yes, like breaking the law, being an anti-social illiterate, or taking drugs because it is cool. C0cks.

[OllieWinchester]

Funny looking little wretch isn't he, looks like he should be a butler for the Addams Family or something...

[silverMX]

What a .

This little st needs a good kicking...then hopefully locking up for crimes to normality.

The bird from that group (I won't even try to spell her name!) is quite fit though, in a 'bit of rough' skanky way.

[Nolar Dog]

Dodging train fares!

He da' man.

Which I think is how you spell it but I'm not down with the whoevers.

[BruceV8]

Nolar Dog said:

Dodging train fares!

He da' man.

Looks like he and British Transport Police were made for one another. He pretends to be a Gang-Star and they pretend to be The Bill.

That aside, he really is an odious cretin, isn't he? 'Back in the day'??? You're 23 you ghastly little cock-holster.

He's definitely in my imaginary Celebrity Mass Grave.

[Pothole]

"A Scotland Yard spokesman said it is not an offence to give false information to police during a stop and search unless one is under arrest."

Not really so 'cool' now.

[madala]

...some people should no be alive....

[Jasandjules]

Pothole said:

"A Scotland Yard spokesman said it is not an offence to give false information to police during a stop and search unless one is under arrest."

Not really so 'cool' now.

Is it not when under caution then?