Peter Crouch proves that alcohol makes men act dumb

[anonymous-user]

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[nelly1]

'Monica Mint'.

Cue the Polo jokes...

[HOGEPH]

XXX

[Lastinclass]

I've had a mint a couple of times to cover up a cheeky lunchtime pint...... footballers always take it to another level!

[Jasandjules]

She's far uglier than Abbey. Assuming the story is even remotely true/accurate.

[The real Apache]

anonymous said:

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I think the answer to that is obvious, look at that photo of them together, never mind beauty and the beast he looks like an extra from The Day of the Zombies

[mattdaniels]

Jasandjules said:

Assuming the story is even remotely true/accurate.

This. Slapper comes on to famous rich footballer. FRF says GRF. Slapper sells lies to paper. One possible scenario.

[gazchap]

I struggle to believe that any man, sober or drunk, would say "Oh my God, it's beautiful" referring to a womans body. Unless they're still carrying V-plates.

[davido140]

mattdaniels said:

Jasandjules said:

Assuming the story is even remotely true/accurate.

This. Slapper comes on to famous rich footballer. FRF says GRF. Slapper sells lies to paper. One possible scenario.

Agreed, and it's in NOTW,, I'll bet a few quid it's a load of old bks...

[webbyst]

So what ? who cares , good luck to him the spanish girl looks stunning

Lets get real , if he wasn't a footballer miss clancy would not even look at him , seems easy to punch above your weight when you earn 60k a week

Good luck to him & lets hope he carries on scoring when the season starts next week

[Mazda Baiter]

Smells like a farm yard to me.

[Glassman]

Ah, the smell of desperation.

[Lord_Howit_Hertz]

Agree this could be a load of tosh, but having said that, this is the same bloke who when asked "what would you be if you wasn't a footballer" he replied with "a virgin"

[r1ch]

gazchap said:

I struggle to believe that any man, sober or drunk, would say "Oh my God, it's beautiful" referring to a womans body. Unless they're still carrying V-plates.

I real life lol'd at the "omg its beautiful" part.

Its a difficult one to work out.

Young ladies often try and make money off these dumb footballers with these claims, but alot of the time these players think they are untouchable and think they can get away with anything. Its his word against hers unless theres any proof. We'll never know.

[Glassman]

Desperate ho + dodgy newspaper

[Captain Flashman]

Glassman said:

Desperate ho + dodgy newspaper

Hold on good sir? Are you saying a prostitute is a less than reliable source of news? I'd say its a more honest profession than say journalism or politics.

[GTIR]

Glassman said:

Ah, the smell of desperation.

[Pesty]

Didn't Abbey Clancy have an affair with an old flame while crouch was away at some football game?( remember now it was th elast world cup supposedly)


I like Crouch. One reason is when asked what he would be if he was not a footbaler he apparently answered " A virgin"

Edited by Pesty on Sunday 8th August 11:58

[Penny-lope]

A bit if a tt then...there's a surprise

[Penny-lope]

musclecarmad said:

Penny-lope said:

A bit if a tt then...there's a surprise

ah penny-lope, penny-lope - I bet most of the england squad play away apart from maybe the odd one. Infact i'd say most premiership footballers play away - why wouldn't they?

if their woman leaves they can get another, their woman isn't likely to leave anyway, they have enough money not to give a st and 9 times out of 10 their partner won't find out.

Is that meant to be an excuse?