One car thief who won't be doing it again.
One car thief who won't be doing it again.
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5unny

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4,395 posts

212 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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MEN said:
A car thief died after two lorry drivers caught him trying to steal a 4x4 and sat on him until the police arrived, an inquest heard.

Father-of-one Bernard Doherty, from Stockport, was restrained by seventeen stone Brian Machin and his cousin William Jones after trying to steal the Mitsubushi Shogun, an inquest heard.

Doherty, 24, had confronted Mr Jones and demanded his keys after following him to Mr Machin's home in Middleport, Stoke-on-Trent, on January 9 last year.

But the pair caught him and called 999 while restraining him.

Mr Machin held Doherty with a knee on his shoulder and chest, while Mr Jones lay across his legs.

But when police they found an unconscious Doherty. He could not be resuscitated and was pronounced dead at hospital.

Mr Machin and Mr Jones were arrested on suspicion of unlawful killing and spent months on bail until the Crown Prosecution Service decided not to take action.

The inquest at Hanley Town Hall heard how Mr Jones had been followed as he drove to Mr Machin's home.

Doherty approached him and said: "Give me the keys to the Shogun, if you don't, I'll turn you over".

The inquest heard Doherty, who had been in Stoke-on-Trent for a funeral, snatched the keys and jumped into the driver's seat of the Shogun.

But Mr Jones struggled with Doherty before Mr Machin pulled him out of the vehicle.

They restrained Doherty, whose face was under the Shogun, and told the inquest they thought he had stopped struggling because he knew he could not escape.

Mr Jones, aged 57, told police: "I said something like 'Give it up son, you aren't going anywhere,' and it was like he gave up.

"We weren't restricting his breathing as far as we were aware.

“We didn't want to hurt him, we just wanted to let the police have him. We didn't want to assault anybody."

A post-mortem found Doherty died from crush asphyxia due to an object pressing on his chest area.

Mr Machin, aged 53, told police: "If he had said 'You're hurting me' then we would have pulled him out from under the car. There was no malice towards the lad. I didn't think I was hurting him."

The inquest heard police, paramedics and hospital medics all failed to revive Doherty.

Verdict: Accidental death
http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1313545_car_thief_dies_after_two_lorry_drivers_sit_on_him

Pothole

34,367 posts

312 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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Shame he died, mostly for the two blokes who sat on him.

PintOfKittens

1,336 posts

220 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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Aww diddums he died.

The two who sat on him should get a medal.

Shaw Tarse

31,900 posts

233 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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I'll buy them a burger!

Tsippy

15,078 posts

199 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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laughbiggrinclapheheroflwoohoo


Sorry I mean, what a shame.....


laugh

Good riddance to the scum, if more thieves were crushed by a large blokes arse this country would be a better place biggrin

fido

18,918 posts

285 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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Good result. He would only have had his sentence [s]quashed anyway.

Flintstone

8,644 posts

277 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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Has anyone yet declared him to have been a promising footballer?

Olf

11,978 posts

248 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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So one guy 'takes on' two big fat truck drivers, they kill him and it's okay because he was stealing their car.

Shame we'll never hear his side of the story.

Shaw Tarse

31,900 posts

233 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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Flintstone said:
Has anyone yet declared him to have been a promising footballer?
He wuz a gud bloke!!
Neva urt nobody!

zollburgers

1,285 posts

213 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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Olf said:
So one guy 'takes on' two big fat truck drivers, they kill him and it's okay because he was stealing their car.

Shame we'll never hear his side of the story.
It's actually a very good thing we will never hear his story because he was a nasty person and now he's dead, which is wonderful.

carmonk

7,910 posts

217 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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I'm just waiting for the time one of these scrotes' parents pops up and tells the truth about their spawn. Instead of a lovely boy who'd do anything for anybody but was a bit cheeky like all boys are, how about "Wor lad were a and I'm glad he's dead."

crmcatee

5,808 posts

257 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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never take a skinny bloke to a fat bloke fight.

Kindersley

329 posts

195 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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Buy those guys a Pie !

Poledriver

29,604 posts

224 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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scratchchin I may have found a new excuse not to diet vocation! smile

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

263 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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+1 for the good guys. Trebles all round!

Jasandjules

72,633 posts

259 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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Ooops.

Ah well, fat blokes squash scum, no great loss.

Dangerous Dan

624 posts

201 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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Not sure why the press made a point of mentioning Doherty came from a funeral... as if that makes ANY difference whatsoever?!?! So going to a funeral and, invariably, being "upset" does not give one the justification to try to take someone's possessions with threats of violence.

Doherty was a scum bag, thankfully now dead. fk-a-doodle-doo! One less piece of human waste in society.

Globulator

13,847 posts

261 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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Olf said:
So one guy 'takes on' two big fat truck drivers, they kill him and it's okay because he was stealing their car.
Yes

Olf said:
Shame we'll never hear his side of the story.
No

Gorvid

22,371 posts

255 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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Olf said:
So one guy 'takes on' two big fat truck drivers, they kill him and it's okay because he was stealing their car.

Shame we'll never hear his side of the story.
He didn't take them on though he simply tried to threaten them and steal from them.

Robbing scum.

Just desserts.

corradoG60

1,479 posts

217 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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Whilst I agree he sounds like a thieving bd who deserved 2 fat guys sitting on him (and a fair bit more) I think its a bit much celebrating his death.