Ex MP Cyril Smith dies

[CooperD]

Just seen that the ex MP Cyril Smith has died aged 82. Not a bad age for a man of his girth. I thought he had died years ago.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11180264

Edited by CooperD on Friday 3rd September 16:16

[Rude-boy]

CooperD said:

. Not a bad age for a man of his girth. I thought he had dies years ago.

Exactly what I thought when I read the topic line!

[Piersman2]

I just exclaimed in the office...

"feck me Cyril Smith's just died, surely he must have died years ago... blimey, he made it to 82 years old"

Everyone around me just asked who the fvck Cyril Smith is and who did he play for?

FFS, bunch of ignorant youngsters and foreigners!

[M-J-B]

Ah, the original Mr Creosote

[Eric Mc]

I assumed he'd popped off ages ago. Perhaps he hadn't been too well for the past 20 odd years.

[Sheets Tabuer]

How the hell did he get to 82?

Oh well stuff the gym membership, fancy a kebab now.

[spikeyhead]

Sheets Tabuer said:

How the hell did he get to 82?

Oh well stuff the gym membership, fancy a kebab now.

Proof positive that government rules are for the blind obediance of fools and mere guidance for the wise. RIP Cyril, a man whose politics I mostly disagreed with, but whose honour was always intact.

[stevejh]

Didn't he lose a lot of weight a few years ago. I remember seeing him on TV a few years back with loads of extra folds of flesh under his chin where he had lost so much weight.

[Muntu]

RIP Cyril

[Laurel Green]

RIP, Cyril.

[Thankyou4calling]

Thought he popped off years ago. I remember he used to wear trousers so high up he made Simon Cowells look like hipsters. Not a good look.

[Asterix]

RIP

He's now on the ultimate diet...

[colonel c]

Nice one Cyril.

[Asterix]

colonel c said:

Nice one Cyril.

Hahaha - you just made me guffaw

[rfisher]

Just tell the kids he was Eric Pickles dad.

Heroic pie eater.

Irrelevant politician.

Rip.

[zakelwe]

Brilliant bloke, he loved his pies.

Tells you something about when people say you eat or drink too much!

RIP

Andy (born and bread in the same way from just down the road)

[Shaw Tarse]

Asterix said:

colonel c said:

Nice one Cyril.

Hahaha - you just made me guffaw

though some of the younger people on here may not get that..

[dcb]

Sheets Tabuer said:

How the hell did he get to 82?

Oh well stuff the gym membership, fancy a kebab now.

According to the Torygraph, he never married.

Just imagine all the time and money he's saved not having
a wife on the books.

Beer, pies, chips'n'gravy, no wife and he got to 82.

Cracking stuff.

[dudleybloke]

didn't he used to drive a mini in the 70's?
a suprising choice of car for such a fat bloke!

[Jasandjules]

dcb said:

no wife and he got to 82.

I suspect this is the answer. No stress and tearing your hair out trying to understand the female logic.