One-Way Ticket To Mars

[Cock Womble 7]

So, plans are afoot to send humans on a one-way trip to Mars.

Firstly, would you go? Would you forsake everything you've got here on Earth to be one of the first settlers on another planet?

Would you move to Mars?

Secondly, they're suggesting that four people would go at first. Four people to tame the surface of Mars, set up all the stuff to become self-sufficient and, presumably, start "colonising" (read "shagging")

Which other three people would you take?

[J B L]

I wouldn't, no.

But I have got a long list of people we could send there. They'd be useless at techie stuff though, however lots of them can breed quite well (and do)

[Mazda Baiter]

Sounds ideal to me.

I would take

Racheal Stevens
Hannah Hilton
Nigella Lawson

[Chevykevv]

Ray Mears
Bear Grylls
Dara O'brien to cheer us up.

Damn I forgot a female..........

I'm doomed.

Edited by Chevykevv on Thursday 28th October 14:30

Edited by Chevykevv on Thursday 28th October 14:30

edit one last time for awful spelling of bare gills

Edited by Chevykevv on Thursday 28th October 14:40

[XMES RUS]

Can you pick up my ex GF on your way.

[Cock Womble 7]

Mazda Baiter said:

Sounds ideal to me.

I'd go tomorrow, if they asked. Although I'm guessing they want people a bit more heroic and scientific than a 43-year-old trucker from Northampton.

I'd take with me:

The Ex
Bare Grilles
Kelly Brook (for when the ex wanted a day off)

[Tsippy]

Current partner as we get on really well
Cheryl Cole
Mr T



Mr T, purely because he can make anything from the minimal available e.g a bulldozer from a cabbage and a magnet, a lettuce gun from a cucumber and a rock.

Cheryl Cole, basically it'd be my one chance to get rid of her once and for all by chucking her out of an airlock enroute

[ewenm]

10 years ago I'd have gone. Now, no as I need and want to be here for my OH and daughter.

[TotalControl]

[insert names of 3 amazingly beautiful girls here]

I'm done. Where's my ticket?

[killsta]

ewenm said:

10 years ago I'd have gone. Now, no as I need and want to be here for my OH and daughter.

Take them.

You also have one remaining space....

[N88]

Is that a serious article? I feel incredibly dumb but it has to be a joke, right?




Wait, is it? Eh?

[Neil H]

I'd be tempted, if my wife was up for it too.

You would be remembered for the rest of man's history as the first interplanetary colonists, which would be a pretty damn cool legacy.

Tsippy said:

Mr T, purely because he can make anything from the minimal available e.g a bulldozer from a cabbage and a magnet, a lettuce gun from a cucumber and a rock.

"I ain't gettin on no spaceship foo!"

[Tsippy]

Thinking about it, surely we'd be better colonising the moon first?

[Heskey]

killsta said:

ewenm said:

10 years ago I'd have gone. Now, no as I need and want to be here for my OH and daughter.

Take them.

You also have one remaining space....

The dog?

"Take meeeeee!"

[rhinochopig]

Heskey said:

killsta said:

ewenm said:

10 years ago I'd have gone. Now, no as I need and want to be here for my OH and daughter.

Take them.

You also have one remaining space....

The dog?

"Take meeeeee!"

I'm all for making sure you have enough people for a healthy gene pool, but you Sir are a fking pervert!

You should love your pets, not LOVE your pets.

[Number 8]

It would be a very interesting social experiment. Who would stop you when you go a little bit mental and start bludgeoning the other members? No rules/laws. They're hardly going to come and get you at a cost of £7 billion.

[Jgtv]

I would go tomorrow, well not tomorrow as I wouldn't have a chance for a send off, but monday I would go monday!

[omgus]

Me, The OH, an two suitably kinky young ladies willing to do anything i ask.

"Build me a palace wenches, I AM THE KING OF THIS WORLD"

[Heskey]

rhinochopig said:

I'm all for making sure you have enough people for a healthy gene pool, but you Sir are a fking pervert!

You should love your pets, not LOVE your pets.

I didn't say anything about fking the dog.

Who's the pervert?

[deevlash]

What if, when you land you kill the other people with you. Would that be covered by the law of whichever country you left from? Or could you declare yourself "King of Mars" and be immune from prosecution and claim "diplomatik imooooonity" were you extradited back to Earth?