Naked Charles Bronson covered in butter

[colonel c]

The Mirror said:

Crackpot Charles Bronson covered himself in butter while naked and took on 12 prison warders in his latest jail rage.

The 57-year-old flipped after growing more and more furious over his latest failed bid to be freed.

He took on six warders, then another six in a specialist restraint team who rushed to help before finally being dragged back to solitary.

At least four officers were injured in the rampage on the notorious F-wing at Wakefield jail, West Yorks.

An insider said: "He was naked and covered himself in butter so staff trying to restrain him could not take him down. He assaulted four before they sent in six members of the control and restraint team to get him.

"They finally managed to control him and he was taken back into solitary confinement.

"Charlie has not been in the news for a while and his failed appeal last year hit him hard. He was moved to Long Lartin and thought he was going to get out.

I hope the control and restraint team got a pat on the back.

[Shuvi Tupya]

I assume he has been stopped from shopping in the dairy isles from now on aswell.

[thetapeworm]

I can't believe that.

[GKP]

If he tries that again he'll be toast.

[Shuvi Tupya]

thetapeworm said:

I can't believe that.

[munroman]

He will be thinking he's a big cheese next.......

[IanMorewood]

Special restraint team? I would have thought a kick in the nuts would have done the trick.

[andym1603]

Putting this waste of space out of his misery years ago would have saved the country
millions.
Andy..

[Halb]

IanMorewood said:

Special restraint team? I would have thought a kick in the nuts would have done the trick.

Or just lots of beatings with batons?

[Hugo a Gogo]

let's hope this doesn't spread to other prisons

(and stop churning out these puns)

[andymadmak]

Hugo a Gogo said:

let's hope this doesn't spread to other prisons

(and stop churning out these puns)

Presumably he was assalted?

[nonplussed]

andymadmak said:

Hugo a Gogo said:

let's hope this doesn't spread to other prisons

(and stop churning out these puns)

Presumably he was assalted?

He was just being a knob.

[Rude-boy]

nonplussed said:

andymadmak said:

Hugo a Gogo said:

let's hope this doesn't spread to other prisons

(and stop churning out these puns)

Presumably he was assalted?

He was just being a knob.

He is well known as a slippery customer. I'm not surprised they had to send in Lurpac. Still I am sure that they will have him Anchored down in his cell. Without any crumpet.

[Adrian W]

He's a Slippery character

[Stu R]

The costs of keeping him are marginal, I hear he at parties he puts quite a spread on though.

[s3fella]

All that butter is bad for his cholesterol. He must have a Death Wish.

Edited by s3fella on Monday 15th November 12:36

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Bronson was imprisoned for seven years in 1974, aged 22, for an armed robbery at a Post Office in Little Sutton, a suburb of Ellesmere Port, during which he stole £26.18

On entering prison he was reportedly (granted by some inmates who were incarcerated when he entered the prison) targeted by both inmates and warders due to his bare knuckle boxing period.

It's now 2010. 29 years after his release date.
Might be that the extra years are justified but I can see why he's a bit cross. Incidentally he was freed briefly then sent back down for conspiracy to rob on seriously dodgy evidence.

[nonplussed]

s3fella said:

All that butter is bad for his cholesterol. He must have a Death Wish.

Sounds like the restraint team was half a Dirty Dozen when they were finished with him though.

[Big Al.]

Watched a film shown on Sky a few weeks back, saw the butter incident in that, obviously not the first time he's done that.

Hard man/nutter or both, watch the film and you decide.

[Ayahuasca]

The stuff of Cara Van Man's wildest fantasies.