X Factor Katie's Gran "In porn shock"

[john_p]

'The family of X Factor contender Katie Waissel are "completely shocked" by the actions of the singer's 81-year-old grandmother after it emerged she is working as a prostitute and porn star. '

81! Good for her.

"We're ashamed of our tart gran"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_...

[dreamz]

nswf?

[sleep envy]

does she know Rooney?

[colonel c]

They should get her on stage to do a turn. Never know she might win.

[soad]

st, i'm speechless. Market for oldies then?!

[Rude-boy]

SUN said:

And Natalie vowed the family would "disassociate" themselves from the elderly escort.

So it’s fine for your sister to go into a job where 99% of the females are expected to dress and act like tarts but not for your gran to still have an active sex life and exploit a certain type of person’s proclivity?

Okay so whilst if she were my gran I would rather she had a different way of topping up her heating allowance but who’s the fool here? She’s getting banged by younger, less saggy, blokes as much or as little as she likes and getting paid for it. I suspect most of her punters are of a certain age anyway.

Edited by Rude-boy on Wednesday 24th November 17:36

[Rude-boy]

soad said:

st, i'm speechless. Market for oldies then?!

Dear Doris (married for 39 years don't you know) passes away and poor old Fred is in need of more than a highly developed right arm. He isn't going to be out on the pull in the clubs. The old dears in the Conservative Club aren't interested and her doesn't want a relationship at his age.

He's dickey ticker might not with stand that attentions of a 19 year old and anyway the youth of today are riddled with STDs. Hence he finds himself in the arms of Geriatric Geraldine.


We are young, yet do you honestly think that when you are in your 80’s you are certain to never fancy a little dip?

It may shock you to learn that just as there are people in their 50’s who like a good rut, so do much older people. Use it or lose it.

[madcyril]

wonder if rooney had a go on her

[soad]

Rude-boy said:

We are young, yet do you honestly think that when you are in your 80’s you are certain to never fancy a little dip?

It may shock you to learn that just as there are people in their 50’s who like a good rut, so do much older people. Use it or lose it.

I probably won't live to see that sort of age.

Fair enough though, i hear what you're saying.

[TheEnd]

Sheila Vogel-Coupe?

Is this a Monty Python sketch?

[soad]

sleep envy said:

does she know Rooney?

madcyril said:

wonder if rooney had a go on her

Who knows? It's possible i guess. Or likely even

[Jasandjules]

sleep envy said:

does she know Rooney?

If she didn't before I'm sure he's getting in contact.........