Bernie mugged in London

[Mr E Driver]

Bernie gets mugged

It makes a change for Bernie to get mugged after he mugs everyone who attends the F1 rounds.

I wonder what the 31 yr old Fabiana Flosi sees in 80yr old multi billionaire Bernie?

[Pints]

At least he didn't have far to fall...

[Eric Mc]

Not the first time I think.

[The Hypno-Toad]

I'll guess those muggers didn't know who he is. I'm also guessing that they might be turning themselves in at a local cop shop fairly shortly. But good news for the coppers will be that they will already have the injuries that you might receive from "falling down the stairs" before they actually arrive there.

[Halb]

The Hypno-Toad said:

I'll guess those muggers didn't know who he is. I'm also guessing that they might be turning themselves in at a local cop shop fairly shortly. But good news for the coppers will be that they will already have the injuries that you might receive from "falling down the stairs" before they actually arrive there.

How come?

[XJSJohn]

Pints said:

At least he didn't have far to fall...

[Rouleur]

Halb said:

The Hypno-Toad said:

I'll guess those muggers didn't know who he is. I'm also guessing that they might be turning themselves in at a local cop shop fairly shortly. But good news for the coppers will be that they will already have the injuries that you might receive from "falling down the stairs" before they actually arrive there.

How come?

Allegedly Bernie's not averse to sending some chaps with baseball bats round to have a 'chat' with people who upset him.

[The Hypno-Toad]

Rouleur said:

Halb said:

The Hypno-Toad said:

I'll guess those muggers didn't know who he is. I'm also guessing that they might be turning themselves in at a local cop shop fairly shortly. But good news for the coppers will be that they will already have the injuries that you might receive from "falling down the stairs" before they actually arrive there.

How come?

Allegedly Bernie's not averse to sending some chaps with baseball bats round to have a 'chat' with people who upset him.

Glad you said that and not me... but spot on basically.Allegedly. Doesn't Derek Smith PHposter know more about this?

[jammy_basturd]

Well wadda know, he was right about Sao Paulo being 'as safe' as London!

[Kudos]

31 year old girlfriend? What do you think she would see in him?

[Captain Flashman]

god thats a bloody good score, wish i'd done it...

[Pothole]

The Hypno-Toad said:

Rouleur said:

Halb said:

The Hypno-Toad said:

I'll guess those muggers didn't know who he is. I'm also guessing that they might be turning themselves in at a local cop shop fairly shortly. But good news for the coppers will be that they will already have the injuries that you might receive from "falling down the stairs" before they actually arrive there.

How come?

Allegedly Bernie's not averse to sending some chaps with baseball bats round to have a 'chat' with people who upset him.

Glad you said that and not me... but spot on basically.Allegedly. Doesn't Derek Smith PHposter know more about this?

fk that, the odious little squirt has to find them first.

Can't stand the bloke but anyone who mugs anyone let alone an 80 year old is even lower than he is!

[Mazda Baiter]

Pothole said:

Can't stand the bloke but anyone who mugs anyone let alone an 80 year old is even lower than he is!

It's a fine balance.

[Soovy]

Rouleur said:

Halb said:

The Hypno-Toad said:

I'll guess those muggers didn't know who he is. I'm also guessing that they might be turning themselves in at a local cop shop fairly shortly. But good news for the coppers will be that they will already have the injuries that you might receive from "falling down the stairs" before they actually arrive there.

How come?

Allegedly Bernie's not averse to sending some chaps with baseball bats round to have a 'chat' with people who upset him.

One suspects that this will not be without consequences at some point.

Remember that Bernie is

(a) a billionaire
(b) big mates with a lot of heavy duty Russians
(c) doesn't like being mugged much


It won't get back to him, but I suspect that someone might be picking their teeth up with broken fingers shortly.

Edited by Soovy on Friday 26th November 10:20

[Leithen]

Given Bernie's reputation, pause for a moment and feel deep sympathy for the mugger.

[FasterFreddy]

"Terrified lawyer Fabiana - who is also a sports marketing agent and model..."

Good CV if you're shagging Bernie...

[Adrian W]

"police raced to the scene" maybe they're after new jobs

[g3org3y]

At last he didn't break a hip when he fell.

[12gauge]

Didnt he have his 7 foot tall wife nearby to protect him?

[Soovy]

12gauge said:

Didnt he have his 7 foot tall wife nearby to protect him?

Do keep up!