Bad day for Bernards

[john_p]

RIP Bernard Matthews, king of processed poulty

[ZOLLAR]

No way, has he died?.

Edit http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-11845...

It seems so Rip.

Edited by ZOLLAR on Friday 26th November 10:53

[Digga]

Won't be Cristmas without his big fat greb peddling his mechanically recovered turkey ttters on TV.

[Corsair7]

Will be an interesting conversation down the crematorium.....

"Now is it 30 minutes per kilo at gas mark 6 or 40 minutes a kilo....?

[Poncho pilot]

Tis a Norfolk black day indeed.

[Laurel Green]

Corsair7 said:

Will be an interesting conversation down the crematorium.....

"Now is it 30 minutes per kilo at gas mark 6 or 40 minutes a kilo....?

I know I shouldn't, but

Life's no longer Bootiful.

[The_Gza]

Apparently Police suspect foul play....

[twiglove]

Breaking News.... Bernard Matthews has dies aged 80

In an unrelated story, 6 million Turkeys organise a new years eve party

[Matt_N]

Should be a good funeral, no doubt it'll have all the trimmings.

[Amused2death]

Laurel Green said:

Corsair7 said:

Will be an interesting conversation down the crematorium.....

"Now is it 30 minutes per kilo at gas mark 6 or 40 minutes a kilo....?

I know I shouldn't, but

I know I shouldn't, but I did too

[thatone1967]

Matt_N said:

Should be a good funeral, no doubt it'll have all the trimmings.

I can see it now... will be absolutely Bootiful!

[mattviatura]

James Blunt will be performing a song at Mr Matthews' funeral although details of which hit he'll be singing are as yet unclear.

Edited by mattviatura on Friday 26th November 12:44

[colonel c]

Portugal has declared a national day of mourning.

[MonkeyBusiness]

Died on Thanksgiving day - turkey revenge

[marsred]

Matt_N said:

Should be a good funeral, no doubt it'll have all the trimmings.

A procession of drummers, I hear.

[BJG1]

MonkeyBusiness said:

Died on Thanksgiving day - turkey revenge

That's an awful joke - if he could read it he'd be twizzling in his grave.

[fathomfive]

Corsair7 said:

Will be an interesting conversation down the crematorium.....

"Now is it 30 minutes per kilo at gas mark 6 or 40 minutes a kilo....?

Surely they'll just roll him in breadcrumbs and vacuum pack him?

[zakelwe]

Where are people plucking all these jokes from ?

Andy

[mattviatura]

zakelwe said:

Where are people plucking all these jokes from ?

Andy

I know. Sad basterds

[GTIR]

He certainly didn't make a poultry amount of cash out of it.