Fat man to sue NHS for letting him grow so fat
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MAN mountain Paul Mason plans to SUE the NHS - claiming they ignored his plight as he rocketed towards 70 stone.
Paul - once the world's fattest man - vowed to use any compo to help other patients who need weight-loss ops.
The 50-year-old, of Ipswich, said he begged his local NHS trust for help at 30st.
But the medic he consulted in 1996 told him: "Ride your bike more."
Paul, now 37st, said: "I want to set a precedent so no one else has to get to the same size - and to put something back into society."
Yeah, you can put something back into society fatty - the vast contents of your food cupboards and freezer !
Paul - once the world's fattest man - vowed to use any compo to help other patients who need weight-loss ops.
The 50-year-old, of Ipswich, said he begged his local NHS trust for help at 30st.
But the medic he consulted in 1996 told him: "Ride your bike more."
Paul, now 37st, said: "I want to set a precedent so no one else has to get to the same size - and to put something back into society."
Yeah, you can put something back into society fatty - the vast contents of your food cupboards and freezer !
The only sensible use of the NHS budget for dealing with obesity is to pay people with Tubas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0aIqx1McVI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0aIqx1McVI
wolves_wanderer said:
The only sensible use of the NHS budget for dealing with obesity is to pay people with Tubas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0aIqx1McVI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0aIqx1McVI

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Excellent programme on tv last night where some fatty women was bemoaning that she couldn't lose weight and thought she had a 'slow' metabolism.
So they tested her and surprisingly (not) her metabolism was normal.
So then the monitored EXACTLY what she was eating to count her calories, 1 week with them watching her, 1 week with her writing down what she thought she ate.
They also used some clever method of monitoring her calory intake and burn rates.
Effectively , although she was eating healthy food she was underestimating her calories by almost 50%, so when she thought she had eaten 1000 cals, she'd actually had near on 3000 cals.
This inaccuracy only worsened in the second week when she was left to estimate her own calories.
So surprisingly (not), the fatty was fat becuase she was munching through twice the calories she thought she was.
You only had to see her bowl of fruit salad that she had in the mornings. Healthy enough, but f
king hell, it was like a fruit bowl of fruit salad, not a breakfast bowl full. She must have a stomach the size of a large handbag to hold that much food in one sitting!!!
So they tested her and surprisingly (not) her metabolism was normal.
So then the monitored EXACTLY what she was eating to count her calories, 1 week with them watching her, 1 week with her writing down what she thought she ate.
They also used some clever method of monitoring her calory intake and burn rates.
Effectively , although she was eating healthy food she was underestimating her calories by almost 50%, so when she thought she had eaten 1000 cals, she'd actually had near on 3000 cals.
This inaccuracy only worsened in the second week when she was left to estimate her own calories.
So surprisingly (not), the fatty was fat becuase she was munching through twice the calories she thought she was.
You only had to see her bowl of fruit salad that she had in the mornings. Healthy enough, but f
king hell, it was like a fruit bowl of fruit salad, not a breakfast bowl full. She must have a stomach the size of a large handbag to hold that much food in one sitting!!!I think this is the same fat mountain lardy f'ecker that was on TV the other night. I was wanting to throw things at the screen whilst watching it.
This lazy b'arsteward was on £100,000 health care bill which saw him get 24 hour care, in which all he had to do was lay his fat ar$e in a bed while food was served to him. He literally did NOTHING else for himself.
When he was finally put in to hospital, due to him deciding he wanted to eat himself to death, the cost of this was also nicely footed by the taxpayer. Costs such as having to widen accesses in the hospital itself so the fat foooker could get in!
After his operation to cut off kgs of lard he was then filmed complaining that his £700 per WEEK care allowance was to be dropped to £350 and that he was 'only' going to get part time care workers wiping his fat ar$e instead of 24h care.
His reaction to this was, quote "what's the f'ing point?!".
Sums up his attitude to life really.
Yet he now thinks that the system is to blame for him shovelling lard in to his mouth for the past numerous years of his lazy ar$e life?
He should be sent out to the likes of Africa where food is scarce. Teach him a thing or two about 'living' and 'life' and the pure waste of food that he has turned in to lard and shyte over the years.
This lazy b'arsteward was on £100,000 health care bill which saw him get 24 hour care, in which all he had to do was lay his fat ar$e in a bed while food was served to him. He literally did NOTHING else for himself.
When he was finally put in to hospital, due to him deciding he wanted to eat himself to death, the cost of this was also nicely footed by the taxpayer. Costs such as having to widen accesses in the hospital itself so the fat foooker could get in!
After his operation to cut off kgs of lard he was then filmed complaining that his £700 per WEEK care allowance was to be dropped to £350 and that he was 'only' going to get part time care workers wiping his fat ar$e instead of 24h care.
His reaction to this was, quote "what's the f'ing point?!".
Sums up his attitude to life really.
Yet he now thinks that the system is to blame for him shovelling lard in to his mouth for the past numerous years of his lazy ar$e life?
He should be sent out to the likes of Africa where food is scarce. Teach him a thing or two about 'living' and 'life' and the pure waste of food that he has turned in to lard and shyte over the years.
the_lone_wolf said:
TonyHetherington said:
But the medic's advice was perfectly correct, and if he'd have taken it he would not be where he is now.
He would have done, but every time he got on the tyres went flat...
In a similar vein, can I sue the NHS for letting me grow so tall?
AJI said:
After his operation to cut off kgs of lard he was then filmed complaining that his £700 per WEEK care allowance was to be dropped to £350 and that he was 'only' going to get part time care workers wiping his fat ar$e instead of 24h care.
His reaction to this was, quote "what's the f'ing point?!".
Sums up his attitude to life really.
Yet he now thinks that the system is to blame for him shovelling lard in to his mouth for the past numerous years of his lazy ar$e life?
I had a strange reaction to that when I saw the show. Normally I would be the one to be against him (I am farily intolerant to people whom cost me money through their laziness) but actually I was 50% for him on that point. This last government pandered to the needs of the lazy and workshy. They were the idiots who gave him £1m in care when they should have told him he wasn't getting a thing and not spoon fed him. He was 50% to blame for being a lazy His reaction to this was, quote "what's the f'ing point?!".
Sums up his attitude to life really.
Yet he now thinks that the system is to blame for him shovelling lard in to his mouth for the past numerous years of his lazy ar$e life?
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