Oh noes more cancers.....

[cazzer]

Well it had to happen sooner or later.

Verbal warnings on the news.
Then drink responsibly campaigns
Then "voluntary" public health warnings on bottles.

Now they've brought out the big one.

DRINKING ALCOHOL GIVES YOU CANCER.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-12999000

Get ready for compulsory warnings....massive tax hikes....cancerous liver pictures on bottles...

We may have seen this before.

Enjoy yer alcohol now. I give it 10 years before its under the counter.

Edited by cazzer on Friday 8th April 11:45

[AndrewW-G]

Ahhh god bless the nanny state

Think in the long term it will simply drive up the number of people who will be brewing their own

[TeamD]

Ah...it'll be bacon sandwiches next.....oh no.....they've done that already

[TeamD]

Oi! Cazzer answer your phone you git, I have a business proposition to discuss

[BoRED S2upid]

Whoa there the BBC told me Red Wine moderately consumed every day was good for me.

[thinfourth2]

I can't think of anywhere decent in the english speaking world i can escape to that doesn't sign up to this crap

[anonymous-user]

More than 1 drink a day kills you? This article is utter bks. And here's my proof;

[CommanderJameson]

INCREASED DRINKING CAUSED BY CANCER FEARS.

A Highly Reputable Source said:

New research shows that every time new research shows a new link to cancer, people respond by getting so drunk they forget they even read about it in the first place.

[Dogwatch]

CommanderJameson said:

INCREASED DRINKING CAUSED BY CANCER FEARS.

A Highly Reputable Source said:

New research shows that every time new research shows a new link to cancer, people respond by getting so drunk they forget they even read about it in the first place.

[cazzer]

TeamD said:

Oi! Cazzer answer your phone you git, I have a business proposition to discuss

I can't answer it because I have no reception, you git
Call me tonight or do you need a decision now?

[The Black Flash]

I hate that Gillmore chap with a passion. Stop stealing my money, stop telling me what to do, and go and fk yourself. K Thx.

[CommanderJameson]

Dogwatch said:

I will be spending some time this evening "coping" with my fear of cancer.

[Liokault]

TeamD said:

Ah...it'll be bacon sandwiches next.....oh no.....they've done that already

Are you telling me that bacon sandwiches have been banned?

[CommanderJameson]

Liokault said:

TeamD said:

Ah...it'll be bacon sandwiches next.....oh no.....they've done that already

Are you telling me that bacon sandwiches have been banned?

Get in! I had a bacon and black pudding sandwich this morning.

This means I'm a freedom fighter!

Viva la revolucion!

>places order for beret and extravagant facial hair<