Kick Ass?

[normalbloke]

Why do I read this and think of Kick Ass???

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-13198766

[ShredderXLE]

Me to unfortunately - specifically the bit where he gets into a fight without knowing how to fight properly and then gets a knife in the gut.

[Tsippy]

Hope he doesn't cross the channel, the burkha is banned in France and he'll get a good kicking

[Gareth79]

It reminds me of the Monkey Man of Tunbridge Wells, a hoax conceived on a forum (who were at the time seeing what stuff they could get published eg. an entire letters page about dog poo with as many different euphemisms for dog poo as possible):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkeyman_superhero_h...
http://www.twjc.co.uk/superhero.html

Ha, I found the dog poo one too:
http://www.b3ta.com/board/952321