Make £2k a month on £100k investment?

[Cpb1702]

Any suggestions is this even possible? Anyone achieving this?

[Caterham.lover]

Cpb1702 said:

Any suggestions is this even possible? Anyone achieving this?

You want a 24% return?

How much risk to your capital are you prepared to take?

[rossub]

I’ve heard drug dealing can be quite high return.... oh wait.

[JulianPH]

Sorry to spoil any fun, but it is a 2.4% return (not a 24% return).

Easily achievable with a majority bond/gilt portfolio at a lower risk than a stock and shares one.

You can probably get it from a bank cash deposit rate too.

[NickCQ]

JulianPH said:

Sorry to spoil any fun, but it is a 2.4% return (not a 24% return).

Easily achievable with a majority bond/gilt portfolio at a lower risk than a stock and shares one.

You can probably get it from a bank cash deposit rate too.

£2k / month?

[Whatsmyname]

JulianPH said:

Sorry to spoil any fun, but it is a 2.4% return (not a 24% return).

Easily achievable with a majority bond/gilt portfolio at a lower risk than a stock and shares one.

You can probably get it from a bank cash deposit rate too.

24% per annum. If you can achieve that I'd just invest £250k and retire now.

[anonymous-user]

JulianPH said:

Sorry to spoil any fun, but it is a 2.4% return (not a 24% return).

Easily achievable with a majority bond/gilt portfolio at a lower risk than a stock and shares one.

You can probably get it from a bank cash deposit rate too.

Please show your workings.

[selmahoose]

Cpb1702 said:

Any suggestions is this even possible? Anyone achieving this?

Silly Old Person: "OH YES YOU CAN"!!!!!

http://www.futurepropertyauctions.co.uk/property_d...

PH know-all chorus: "OH NO YOU CAAAAAAAAN'T"!!!!!

[Ziplobb]

JulianPH said:

Sorry to spoil any fun, but it is a 2.4% return (not a 24% return).

Easily achievable with a majority bond/gilt portfolio at a lower risk than a stock and shares one.

You can probably get it from a bank cash deposit rate too.

dont you think you should go back to skool and get a GCSE ? or a CSE ? or maybe an O level in mafs ??

[anonymous-user]

Poor Julian, clearly misread the title but might regret not double checking for a while on this one!

[InitialDave]

I assume you can buy a good quality printing press for £100k.

[Croutons]

Cpb1702 said:

Any suggestions is this even possible? Anyone achieving this?

Yes they are.

In the land of make believe.

Julian misread the figures, but 2k pcm on 100k is either illegal, or bks.

Even Groak’s fantasy nonsense doesn’t come close. Well not for very long, anyway.

[Countdown]

selmahoose said:

Silly Old Person: "OH YES YOU CAN"!!!!!

http://www.futurepropertyauctions.co.uk/property_d...

PH know-all chorus: "OH NO YOU CAAAAAAAAN'T"!!!!!

So it sold for £23k, then it sold for £16k, and now it’s up on the market for £4.5k.....?

Call me a pessimist but I can see a trend developing....

[Doofus]

Badda said:

JulianPH said:

Sorry to spoil any fun, but it is a 2.4% return (not a 24% return).

Easily achievable with a majority bond/gilt portfolio at a lower risk than a stock and shares one.

You can probably get it from a bank cash deposit rate too.

Please show your workings.

[JapanRed]

Cpb1702 said:

Any suggestions is this even possible? Anyone achieving this?

Got to be a wind up. What makes you think anyone can get anywhere near this?

[Ginge R]

OP,

Are you posting from Venezuela?

[selmahoose]

WARNING!!

THIS DOES NOT EXIST:

http://www.futurepropertyauctions.co.uk/property_d...

Trust me, it does NOT exist.

Bloke on t'internet told me.....

[JulianPH]

Jesus!!!

I am sure the original title was £200 a month!!! My mistake.

A (somewhat embarrassed) Happy Christmas to everyone!

[Chris Type R]

JulianPH said:

Jesus!!!

I am sure the original title was £200 a month!!! My mistake.

A (somewhat embarrassed) Happy Christmas to everyone!

I'd blame the pool chemicals.

[Doofus]

JulianPH said:

Jesus!!!

I am sure the original title was £200 a month!!! My mistake.

A (somewhat embarrassed) Happy Christmas to everyone!

Remind us what it is that you do for a living...