Dear Santa...
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Dr Mike Oxgreen

Original Poster:

4,466 posts

195 months

Saturday 22nd December 2018
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Dear Santa,

You’re fired.

Your service contract clearly states that you’re meant to provide a nice rally at this time of year, but it is clear you have failed on this occasion despite all the contributors of this forum having been good boys and girls.

Please clear your desk, return the sleigh keys and leave the premises forthwith.

Yours,

PistonHeads Finance forum.

Dr Mike Oxgreen

Original Poster:

4,466 posts

195 months

Saturday 22nd December 2018
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Dear Mr Mourinho,

It has come to our attention that you are unexpectedly available, and coincidentally we have a vacancy for which we feel you would be ideal.

Your sunny personality and jolly demeanour would be well suited to the role of bringing joy to millions in the festive season.

We look forward to receiving your application.

PS Do you have experience of managing a team of reindeer?

RanchoGrande

1,151 posts

199 months

Saturday 22nd December 2018
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Santa has visited my s&s ISA and turned all my investments red. Top bloke!

bitchstewie

67,698 posts

240 months

Saturday 22nd December 2018
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More like Bad Santa this year.

Makes me wonder where to start with 2019.