Retirement funded by btl.....
Retirement funded by btl.....
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selmahoose

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5,637 posts

140 months

Saturday 11th May 2019
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Well .....now into year 43 of hearing how uselessly unprofitable it's all about to become, especially because of the dire risk of being confined to investment in one asset class only there's really only one thing to say:



in the absence of a raspberry smilie..........





roflroflrofl




rufusgti

2,573 posts

221 months

Saturday 11th May 2019
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What's your monthly income?

Brads67

3,199 posts

127 months

Sunday 12th May 2019
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You've been retired 43 years ?

rufusgti

2,573 posts

221 months

Sunday 12th May 2019
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Have you got a Ferrari ?

Henners

12,423 posts

223 months

Sunday 12th May 2019
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Has someone been drinking biggrin

98elise

32,597 posts

190 months

Sunday 12th May 2019
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It's certainly funding mine.

We're pulling out of straight residential though and moving into student let's.


98elise

32,597 posts

190 months

Sunday 12th May 2019
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rufusgti said:
What's your monthly income?
Considering how many he has, and the yields I suspect it's fairly high!

rufusgti

2,573 posts

221 months

Sunday 12th May 2019
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98elise said:
rufusgti said:
What's your monthly income?
Considering how many he has, and the yields I suspect it's fairly high!
I don't doubt for a second. My response was a purely crass joke comment based on a truly crass opening post. I don't care a damn how much he pulls a month. I do however enjoy and mostly agree with his ethos of property funding retirement over traditional pensions etc. But the drunken "I'm loaded" late nighters is cringe.


selmahoose

Original Poster:

5,637 posts

140 months

Sunday 12th May 2019
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rufusgti said:
I don't doubt for a second. My response was a purely crass joke comment based on a truly crass opening post. I don't care a damn how much he pulls a month. I do however enjoy and mostly agree with his ethos of property funding retirement over traditional pensions etc. But the drunken "I'm loaded" late nighters is cringe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYIl6n_SRCI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYIl6n_SRCI

That better? cool

rufusgti

2,573 posts

221 months

Sunday 12th May 2019
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That is better cool

Ignore me, I'm just in a mood today.
laughlaugh

selmahoose

Original Poster:

5,637 posts

140 months

Sunday 12th May 2019
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rufusgti said:
Ignore me, I'm just in a mood today.
laughlaugh
Me too! A good one!

Life's brilliant when you're retired and loaded!!! wink

Viva btl !!



Armitage.Shanks

3,107 posts

114 months

Monday 13th May 2019
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selmahoose said:
rufusgti said:
Ignore me, I'm just in a mood today.
laughlaugh
Me too! A good one!

Life's brilliant when you're retired and loaded!!! wink

Viva btl !!
Now, don't take this the wrong way chum but do you wear a bark finish ID bracelet, heavy neckchain and sport a Rolex Sub gold/steel ?

I knew someone who liked giving it large until he got a visit in the night, tied up and pistol whipped until he was relieved of his assets.

I'll stay in the shadows to enjoy my DB pension and various other investments................

selmahoose

Original Poster:

5,637 posts

140 months

Monday 13th May 2019
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Amazing the exotic fish you catch when you bait the hook with "loaded" laugh

More seriously tho, btls are really tricky for the balaclava gang to nick when they call for the pistol-whipping.

....and as to heavy "weight" and bi-metal Rolex.... ve-ry late C20! These days it's all Roger Smith kettles and hi-end hypertech prosthetics for me! wink

ps: Are those "DB pension and investments" things you have to put your own money into, or is it like btls where the banks buy them for you and the tenancies pay off the banks? rofl






Armitage.Shanks

3,107 posts

114 months

Monday 13th May 2019
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Custard test on the Roger W Smith if you please thumbup

I'm not knocking your investment strategy chum, got a few properties myself. I'm just at the stage where I don't need to amass a fortune or a load of hassle. I just need to spend it to the point it doesn't get left to anyone else, life is rather good. A lot of my pals have died wealthy trying to build something they never got to or couldn't liquidate it quickly into cash to spend.

Each to our own. As you were.