The Bidet

[Glassman]

Does your house have one? (no)

Have you ever used one? (nope, never)

Or is it just another symbol of opulence for those who think reaching for the shower head for a jetwash is beneath them ?

[Vieste]

No and No,think someone on here years ago used the shower head every time she had a dump?

[Pints]

Glassman said:

Does your house have one? (no)

Have you ever used one? (nope, never)

Or is it just another symbol of opulence for those who think reaching for the shower head for a jetwash is beneath them ?

Bah! It ain't no jetwash.
It's a water fountain, for rehydrating when you're pished and lying on the floor.

[Glassman]

The father-in-law has one in his house - glorious duck egg blue, it is - and I think the last time it was used (by the look of it) was circa 1963.

[AB]

Yes.

It gets used for washing feet.

[shirt]

there are 5 toilets/bathrooms in my flat, all with ass showers [literally, a shower head next to the loo]. their only use is to scare the cat when she's watching me take a dump.

Edited by shirt on Tuesday 1st November 09:14

[davido140]

I think I've only ever soon one once! Clearly remember as a young child seeing one at a friend of my parents house.

Didnt have a clue what it was for! This would have been 25-30 years ago!

[Corsair7]

There was one in my hotel room in Saudi when i arrived for 'Gulf War I'.

I was absolutly boiling, sweating like a pig, never been so hot, (wearing loads of uniform/kit) and very deydrated. I went into the bathroom, puled my pants down, sat on the bidet getting my arse blasted whilst drinking cold water from the fridge.

Helped drop my body temp down real quick!!!


(war was hell - 5 star hotel all the way. Gotta love the RAF)

[budgie smuggler]

Wish I had one. Would save me having to trim the arse beard to prevent klingon attack.

[Frankeh]

If I run out of toilet roll I bust out the shower bidet. Feels good, man.

[Arthur Jackson]

The plumber I use told me a story about a bathroom he plumbed for a woman who fancied herself as an interior designer. Along one wall were the toilet, bidet and two (his and hers) basins.
In her determination to make it symmetrical the woman laid it out with the basins together in the middle of the wall and the toilet and bidet at either end......

[del 203]

squidgy walk ....

[omgus]

del 203 said:

squidgy walk ....

[Simpo Two]

French for bog paper.

[Rotaree]

Corsair7 said:

There was one in my hotel room in Saudi when i arrived for 'Gulf War I'.

I was absolutly boiling, sweating like a pig, never been so hot, (wearing loads of uniform/kit) and very deydrated. I went into the bathroom, puled my pants down, sat on the bidet getting my arse blasted whilst drinking cold water from the fridge.

Helped drop my body temp down real quick!!!


(war was hell - 5 star hotel all the way. Gotta love the RAF)

'kin crabs!

[bleesh]

Don't have one now but in my first house there was one - the cat used to sleep in it

[Mojooo]

Hands and water

Nature ya know.

[T5R+]

Always used one since a child.

When lack room have installed one of these.....



it looks like a conventional shower/head but is in fact a miniature version designed specifically to carry out such ablutions

Cannot justify one of the below (£500+) AND it is a bit "geeky"

[shirt]

^^ that's the ass shower i referred to in my post. fitted in every toilet in dubai it seems. proper PITA when you're needing to lay a cable and there's water everywhere.

i once used on of the automatic ones without realising. that was quite a surprise i tell thee!