Flytipping

[Agrispeed]

Some bastid has just fly Tipped at our gate, Nothing unusual, being in a remote unmettled lane, nearish a dump... except this time, it is animal carcasses and bones... fking ewwww... the dog just dragged a putrid whole pigs head to the porch... what type of Idiot dumps dead animal at the side of the road? bones, heads, and innards, strewn everywhere. It fking reeks!

bellend toss dribbling transit driving arse burglars no doubt.

Rant over... does anyone have any Fly tipping stories? preferably funny.

[anonymous-user]

I do

I got paid to remove a load of animal carcasses but it was going to cost me to dispose of it

So I dumped it by a gate on a quiet road

Quids in!!!!

[anonymous-user]

Have you annoyed anyone recently?

Seriously though, you'd think that they'd at least dump it in a remote field or bush rather than outside somebodies house.

[Stu R]

[randlemarcus]

Any eartags etc left to ID the corpses? I'd have thought that might possibly be one of the most stupid things to fly tip...

[Mojooo]

The fact that its animal carcass probably ups the level of criminal punishment available - have you reported it to the Council?

[iva cosworth]

Agrispeed said:

Some bastid has just fly Tipped at our gate, Nothing unusual, being in a remote unmettled lane, nearish a dump... except this time, it is animal carcasses and bones... fking ewwww... the dog just dragged a putrid whole pigs head to the porch... what type of Idiot dumps dead animal at the side of the road? bones, heads, and innards, strewn everywhere. It fking reeks!

Ocados standards have fallen lately

[triumphkryten]

Must have been Asda delivering..... could have knocked first....

[Rawwr]

And you definitely didn't order it?

[Caesar9]

Are you sure you've not upset anyone?

I don't want to worry you but have you checked your bed?

[.:ian:.]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Get the barbeque out ffs.

[mondeoman]

mmmmm free brawn yum yum

[Agrispeed]

Inkyfingers said:

Have you annoyed anyone recently?

Seriously though, you'd think that they'd at least dump it in a remote field or bush rather than outside somebodies house.

We have a longish farm track to our house, and it has a sort of area for lorries & trailers to swing out opposite, so its convenient to stop in i Guess (it also has 20 tons of tarmac shavings, but we use those to fix the lane to the road, as the council gave them to us as they apparently dont have enough money to fix it themselves, but thats another story).

I have done a 'report flytipping/dead animal' thing, but they didnt call back will phone them tomorrow...

I dont think it would be one farm though, more likely a Butcher, or even stolen animals (yes it does happen)

[DrTre]

I do this all the time, it's miles easier than cow tipping.

[flyingjase]

I'm really sorry because I know it's not funny, but your post made me laugh, which is not ideal on miserable commuter train out of London

I have dogs, I bet yours are loving it!

[Mobile Chicane]

You could fit out a house from the old crud that's dumped in the lower NT car park at Box Hill.

Someone dumped an old sofa, and within a day a load of old windows, a TV set and a toilet had joined it.

FFS.

[Dixie68]

OP do you have any caravan-dwelling folk of Oirish descent living in a field near you?

[Eggman]

Sounds like somebody may have stolen and illegally slaughtered somebody's livestock with the intention of selling the meat - that's reportedly an increasingly common type of crime. Might be worth informing the Police about it.

[Agrispeed]

flyingjase said:

I'm really sorry because I know it's not funny, but your post made me laugh, which is not ideal on miserable commuter train out of London

I have dogs, I bet yours are loving it!

I'm Not sure he is, he seems to be spending this evening scratching at the door to go out every 5 mins, making funny noises and stinking the house out... least he's learnt his lesson...

[saleen836]

I have often wondered on the logic of a fly tipper, I mean, they drive to where they are going to fly tip so why not drive to the local tip?!