The beginnings of a wasps nest
The beginnings of a wasps nest
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durbster

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11,375 posts

238 months

Thursday 17th May 2012
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Just popped into the shed and spotted this, with a wasp coveninently flying round it to illustrate what it was.


I'm tempted to leave it for a bit because I would love to see it grow but it's in my shed so it's not really an option.

I think I've been stung before but can't be sure if it was a wasp (was on my back) so I don't know if I'm allergic or not. Also, due to the positioning of my shed I simply can't get away very quickly so I'm only considering option that's least likely to provoke attack at the moment. biggrin

The internet has so far thrown up several solutions:
- hit it with a tennis racket
- spray it with hairpsray
- spray it with ant powder (somehow)
- burn it
- burn the shed down
- sell the sehd
- hit it with the longest broom I can find
- tactical nuclear strike
- call the council / professional
- cover it with a jar and slide it away
- fill it with expanding foam

Any advice most appreciated smile

davepoth

29,395 posts

215 months

Thursday 17th May 2012
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Burning down the shed is the ONLY way, unless you can nuke it from orbit, which is the other only way.

The expanding foam sounds like fun though.

williredale

2,866 posts

168 months

Thursday 17th May 2012
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Kill it with fire!

I should dig out the photos I took of a wasps nest in our loft. It was huge and made fixing the water header tank far more scary than necessary...

durbster

Original Poster:

11,375 posts

238 months

Thursday 17th May 2012
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williredale said:
I should dig out the photos I took of a wasps nest in our loft.
Do it!

williredale

2,866 posts

168 months

Thursday 17th May 2012
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That's the water tank which had a leaking ball valve on the left and in the background is the nest. You can't see most of it because of the insulation but the bugger was more than two foot long and full of wasps.

TheEnd

15,370 posts

204 months

Thursday 17th May 2012
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Boiler suit, duct tape, motorbike helmet and a thick pair of gloves.

You can then just walk in like Ironman, crush their hometown and laugh.


Buzz word

2,028 posts

225 months

Friday 18th May 2012
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http://www.screwfix.com/p/rentokil-wasp-nest-kille...

I used some of that last year. I have no idea how big the nest was but it was somewhere in my garage roof. Neighbour told me that there were wasps continually buzzing by there and she was finding lots of dead ones. Anyway I dressed up like a bee keeper, puffed some of that and ran away like a little kid. Seemed to work ok. Something that big though... I saw my Dad dispatch of one like that with a bucket of water and a stick.

C.A.R.

3,977 posts

204 months

Friday 18th May 2012
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HATE wasps.

andrewrob

2,913 posts

206 months

Friday 18th May 2012
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Whatever you decide to do, you need to film it and put it on here.

dustybottoms

512 posts

211 months

Friday 18th May 2012
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You don't need to worry about something that small, just knock it off in to an open bin bag held underneath it, tie bag up, stamp on bag and chuck it.

It's probably only about the size of a golf ball I would guess if i compare to the ones I have had previously.

It doesn't require anything more specialised than:
Manning up
Pair of shorts
T-shirt (never do these things naked it upsets the neighbours, children, pets, whatever)
Spatula to knock it off with
Black bin bag
Boot to stamp on bin bag with
Bin
Cold beer with which to celebrate with, whilst locked safely inside your house for 48 hours fear of wasp reprisals.
Job jobbed.

Tanguero

4,535 posts

217 months

Friday 18th May 2012
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Just install one of these...

MagicalTrevor

6,481 posts

245 months

Friday 18th May 2012
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andrewrob said:
Whatever you decide to do, you need to film it and put it on here.
You now need a GoPro

Liszt

4,331 posts

286 months

Friday 18th May 2012
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MagicalTrevor said:
You now need a GoPro
Like that.

Spots beginnings of a small wasp nest, spunks £350 on a Go Pro HD to film it for strangers on the internet. Man maths

944fan

4,962 posts

201 months

Friday 18th May 2012
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TheEnd said:
Boiler suit, duct tape, motorbike helmet and a thick pair of gloves.

You can then just walk in like Ironman, crush their hometown and laugh.
Capital idea.

Hub

6,784 posts

214 months

Friday 18th May 2012
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Oh, that's the beginnings of a wasp nest? Interesting, because I have an identical nest hanging from my shed roof that I spotted last weekend. There didn't seem to be any activity but I hadn't noticed it before! I'm watching with interest as to your methods of removal and will check mine for growth and activity!

Fas1975

1,797 posts

180 months

Friday 18th May 2012
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exgtt

2,067 posts

228 months

Friday 18th May 2012
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Buy one of those mini rc helicopters and wind the buggers up!

TheEnd

15,370 posts

204 months

Friday 18th May 2012
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exgtt said:
Buy one of those mini rc helicopters and wind the buggers up!
That would be fun, especially on something with a bit of weight.
Tape a proddy stick to it, keep nudging the nest, and the ones below will get blown away, and the ones above will get diced.

Keep poking to start the next wave.

Turn7

24,825 posts

237 months

Friday 18th May 2012
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TheEnd said:
exgtt said:
Buy one of those mini rc helicopters and wind the buggers up!
That would be fun, especially on something with a bit of weight.
Tape a proddy stick to it, keep nudging the nest, and the ones below will get blown away, and the ones above will get diced.

Keep poking to start the next wave.
hehe

5potTurbo

13,374 posts

184 months

Friday 18th May 2012
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TheEnd said:
Boiler suit, duct tape, motorbike helmet and a thick pair of gloves.

You can then just walk in like Ironman, crush their hometown and laugh.
hehe
Yep - done that before!