Fairy *new improved* lemon dishwasher tabs

[zygalski]

Now FFS I'm usually quite a level-headed kind of .
2nd fking time using the Fairy all-in-fking-one-ruin-your-stty-life-lemon dishwasher tablets.
They were seven fking quid in Sainsburys!!!11!!1! Reassuringly fking expensive. fk!
A week of every bd coming out of the ing dishwasher tasting like it's been fking well rolled in lemon soap.
Wouldn't mind, but we'eve only had the fking dishwasher a year & now the poor has to deal with this fking ste!
My mouth still feels like a bunch of fking lemons & st load of soap are having a fking party in it
Here's a picture of the ing thing so no other dozy fker makes the same fking mistake I did



How the fk can a ingly huge company like Fairy make such a massive fking stting cock-up out of a fking dishwasher tablet???
Packet should say "Use at your own fking stupid peril".

For fks sake - even stty-arsed mumsnet is getting in on the fking act
http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/good_housekeeping/a136...

I won't be buying again, nor would I recommend this product.

Threw them in the bin. Now the whole fking kitchen reeks of the s.

[Shaw Tarse]

Why post this in General Gassing?

[MarkRSi]

Shaw Tarse said:

Why post this in General Gassing?

MX-....?

[Papa Hotel]

You're putting dishwasher tablets in your car? As what? Fuel? Oil? No wonder they're st.

[Eighteeteewhy]

Bitter?

[rhinochopig]

Glad it's not just me. I thought I'd had a stroke as every time I ate or drank something I could taste lemon.

[Shaw Tarse]

Save money, just use Fairy liquid!

Don't do this!, or if you do video it & add a link here

[groomi]

Seem to work fine in our 6 year old Bosch.

[normalbloke]

Epic fail! You bought 80 of them AND you quoted breeder's net!

3/10 for the initial rant...

[zygalski]

Shaw Tarse said:

Why post this in General Gassing?

Sorry & thanks for whoever moved it.
I think the stty wk-stained lemony ing soapyness has addled my fking brian.

[Lost soul]

Way too much swearing , makes it difficult to read..

When buying any new product it is always best to just buy a small pack as a taster

[NiceCupOfTea]

I think this is a quality rant. So angry that he couldn't give a toss what forum he is posting in. I feel your pain, brother.

[zygalski]

normalbloke said:

Epic fail! You bought 80 of them AND you quoted breeder's net!

3/10 for the initial rant...

I even kind of semi-fked that up too.
I bought 38, so at least that's something.
Concentration at work's not been the best recently & the old fella hasn't been his usual self so have the gf to contend with. Could be on the up & up now I've lobbed the remaining 36 lemony fkers.

[normalbloke]

zygalski said:

I even kind of semi-fked that up too.
I bought 38, so at least that's something.
Concentration at work's not been the best recently & the old fella hasn't been his usual self so have the gf to contend with. Could be on the up & up now I've lobbed the remaining 36 lemony fkers.

Good for cleaning car parts with in the dishwasher?

[NiceCupOfTea]

Mmmmm, lemon fresh cylinder head!

[Paul Drawmer]

I've always put salt in the softener of the dishwasher and set the control according to the local hardness of the water, and used the built in rinse aid. Then use Sainsburys basic tabs.

Don't understand why much more expensive all-in-one tablets can be better.

[BigTom85]

4/10, must try harder.

[NiceCupOfTea]

PS - after reading this rant I checked and found that we are half way through a bag of lemon fairy tabs. Haven't noticed any funny tastes though!

[carreauchompeur]

I need some new dishwasher tablets tomorrow, thanks for the sweary heads-up

[furtive]

zygalski said:

For fks sake - even stty-arsed mumsnet is getting in on the fking act
http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/good_housekeeping/a136...

They are fking geniuses over on mumsnet:

some broad on mumsnet said:

Is it just me, or do lemon fairy dishwasher tabs make all your dishes smell lemony??

What the fk did they expect them to smell like?