£500k for a bath....daughter of a certain Formula 1 supremo

[crispyshark]

I've just been asked to insure a new bath tub made of smoked quartz Indian stone for £500k.

Said bath belongs to a certain daughter of a very short F1 supremo.....i'm sorry, £500k for a bath?!!!!!!!

Needless to say, my premium calcualtions are hefty!

[Caulkhead]

crispyshark said:

I've just been asked to insure a new bath tub made of smoked quartz Indian stone for £500k.

Said bath belongs to a certain daughter of a very short F1 supremo.....i'm sorry, £500k for a bath?!!!!!!!

Needless to say, my premium calcualtions are hefty!

Why the rolleyes?

I congratulate your client on being successful enough to buy that for his daughter and hope you enjoy the commission.

[surveyor]

Caulkhead said:

crispyshark said:

I've just been asked to insure a new bath tub made of smoked quartz Indian stone for £500k.

Said bath belongs to a certain daughter of a very short F1 supremo.....i'm sorry, £500k for a bath?!!!!!!!

Needless to say, my premium calcualtions are hefty!

Why the rolleyes?

I congratulate your client on being successful enough to buy that for his daughter and hope you enjoy the commission.

I'm sure the said client will be delighted to see this on PH

[ikarl]

how often do these baths get damaged?

[vit4]

crispyshark said:

I've just been asked to insure a new bath tub made of smoked quartz Indian stone for £500k.

Said bath belongs to a certain daughter of a very short F1 supremo.....i'm sorry, £500k for a bath?!!!!!!!

Needless to say, my premium calcualtions are hefty!

If the above is true regarding yourself, posting it on one of the most popular car forums around may not be spectacularly clever...

[Du1point8]

you have been beaten to the story by about a year as thats when it was released.

Something looking like this:

[pokethepope]

Scenario 1) He keeps the £500k in a Swiss bank/under his mattress.

Scenario 2) He pays someone for a bath. He pays someone to deliver it. He pays someone to insure it. He pays someone to plumb it in.

Which one do you think is better?

[Monty Zoomer]

crispyshark said:

I've just been asked to insure a new bath tub made of smoked quartz Indian stone for £500k.

Said bath belongs to a certain daughter of a very short F1 supremo.....i'm sorry, £500k for a bath?!!!!!!!

Needless to say, my premium calcualtions are hefty!

Comprehensive or third party fire and theft?

[PHuzzy]

pokethepope said:

Scenario 1) He keeps the £500k in a Swiss bank/under his mattress.

Scenario 2) He pays someone for a bath. He pays someone to deliver it. He pays someone to insure it. He pays someone to plumb it in.

Which one do you think is better?

Exactly!

I'd rather see wealthy people enjoying and distributing the money than sitting on top of it doing bugger all!
And to be fair that bath is exquisite!

[crispyshark]

vit4 said:

crispyshark said:

I've just been asked to insure a new bath tub made of smoked quartz Indian stone for £500k.

Said bath belongs to a certain daughter of a very short F1 supremo.....i'm sorry, £500k for a bath?!!!!!!!

Needless to say, my premium calcualtions are hefty!

If the above is true regarding yourself, posting it on one of the most popular car forums around may not be spectacularly clever...

Why would that be? The value is well known as is the refurbishment being undertaken.

There is no confidentiality agreement and i have not disclosed figures charged.

[crispyshark]

PHuzzy said:

pokethepope said:

Scenario 1) He keeps the £500k in a Swiss bank/under his mattress.

Scenario 2) He pays someone for a bath. He pays someone to deliver it. He pays someone to insure it. He pays someone to plumb it in.

Which one do you think is better?

Exactly!

I'd rather see wealthy people enjoying and distributing the money than sitting on top of it doing bugger all!
And to be fair that bath is exquisite!

It looks like something found in superman's cave!

[Soovy]

Miss Ecclestone, smothered in 10 litres of baby lotion and lying in that.

Yes please.

[Council Baby]

Soovy said:

Miss Ecclestone, smothered in 10 litres of baby lotion and lying in that.

Yes please.

Or Bernie, if the price was right

[spikeyhead]

Council Baby said:

Soovy said:

Miss Ecclestone, smothered in 10 litres of baby lotion and lying in that.

Yes please.

Or Bernie, if the price was right

For the price of that bath I suspect he could afford a threesome

[Council Baby]

[Zaxxon]

spikeyhead said:

Council Baby said:

Soovy said:

Miss Ecclestone, smothered in 10 litres of baby lotion and lying in that.

Yes please.

Or Bernie, if the price was right

For the price of that bath I suspect he could afford a threesome

With his own daughter????

Your just sick!

[cardigankid]

Why suddenly decide to insure a £500k bath, is something going to happen to it?

[Spitfire2]

crispyshark said:

vit4 said:

crispyshark said:

I've just been asked to insure a new bath tub made of smoked quartz Indian stone for £500k.

Said bath belongs to a certain daughter of a very short F1 supremo.....i'm sorry, £500k for a bath?!!!!!!!

Needless to say, my premium calcualtions are hefty!

If the above is true regarding yourself, posting it on one of the most popular car forums around may not be spectacularly clever...

Why would that be? The value is well known as is the refurbishment being undertaken.

There is no confidentiality agreement and i have not disclosed figures charged.

Well if I was a short formula one supreme and saw someone slagging off what I do with my money on the Internet the least I would do was take my business elsewhere.

[Mr-B]

cardigankid said:

Why suddenly decide to insure a £500k bath, is something going to happen to it?

Maybe something already has

[crispyshark]

Spitfire2 said:

Well if I was a short formula one supreme and saw someone slagging off what I do with my money on the Internet the least I would do was take my business elsewhere.

Wow! You 2 have put 2+2 together and come up with 29!

1) I didn't slag anyone off
2) I havnt specified in any way exactly who I am dealing with or through what stage or ultimately on behalf of whom!

You don't work for the CPS do you?;)