How do I buy a piece of land to legally do donuts all day?
How do I buy a piece of land to legally do donuts all day?
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deto911

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32 posts

65 months

Saturday 6th July 2024
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Keeps popping up in my fantasy mind. How do I buy a piece of land in the middle of nowhere in the UK, pave it with slippery concrete and then just have a 24*7 spot where I can go to do donuts whenever I want. Is there a Rightmove type website for this lol.

hidetheelephants

35,835 posts

222 months

Saturday 6th July 2024
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Why does it need to be in the middle of nowhere? Rent a big enough portal frame shed/industrial unit and you can doughnut indoors.

anonymous-user

83 months

Saturday 6th July 2024
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Wouldn't you get bored of doing donuts after about three minutes?

s p a c e m a n

12,080 posts

177 months

Saturday 6th July 2024
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Rightbiz is the website that you want, but you're not thinking big enough hehe

https://www.rightbiz.co.uk/buy_business/for_sale/6...

biggiles

2,159 posts

254 months

Saturday 6th July 2024
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hidetheelephants said:
Why does it need to be in the middle of nowhere? Rent a big enough portal frame shed/industrial unit and you can doughnut indoors.
Great idea. Flat polished concrete, already in situ.

OP have you seen how much it would cost to lay an acre of concrete?

GT9

9,015 posts

201 months

Saturday 6th July 2024
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Note to self.
Do not buy any PH auction cars listed by deto911.

FMOB

1,994 posts

41 months

Saturday 6th July 2024
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The motoring equivalent of a hamster wheel.

normalbloke

8,866 posts

248 months

Saturday 6th July 2024
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Ask Tim Horton’s.

Tenacious

220 posts

28 months

Saturday 6th July 2024
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Ask Michael Carroll.

Drumroll

4,517 posts

149 months

Saturday 6th July 2024
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deto911 said:
Keeps popping up in my fantasy mind. How do I buy a piece of land in the middle of nowhere in the UK, pave it with slippery concrete and then just have a 24*7 spot where I can go to do donuts whenever I want. Is there a Rightmove type website for this lol.
Likely to fall foul of planning regulations. Just because you own a piece of land doesn't mean you can do what you want on it.

Tango13

10,076 posts

205 months

Saturday 6th July 2024
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hidetheelephants said:
Why does it need to be in the middle of nowhere? Rent a big enough portal frame shed/industrial unit and you can doughnut indoors.
Many years back I worked the nightshift for an engineering company, the factory was so big that we could park our cars inside the factory to stop them getting frosted up during winter.

One morning I may have been a little too heavy on the throttle resulting in two black lines each about 12~15ft long and a foot wide on the perfectly smooth white painted floor...


eta

One winter we had some over night snow, so obviously being a grown up sort of person I made sure the engine in my M5 was properly warm before turning the traction control off and doing donuts in the car park yes

Edited by Tango13 on Saturday 6th July 19:41

OutInTheShed

14,510 posts

55 months

Saturday 6th July 2024
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Not much of the UK really qualifies as 'the middle of Nowhere'.

If you wanted to pick a spot to abuse cars while upsetting the minimum number of people, you might do better looking for some industrial land next to a motorway or something?

Mr Whippy

32,453 posts

270 months

Saturday 6th July 2024
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I used to take my car on the fields after they’d been cut for baling up.

Zero sheep/cow crap, hard ground, slippy, dry.

My 2p, wear a helmet if you’re gonna get carried away.

Snow and Rocks

3,413 posts

56 months

Sunday 7th July 2024
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Buy a pickup and find a field - even my gutless Hilux will do do pretty decent donuts on grass with nothing in the bed. You can do what you like on it for up to 28 days a year, more than enough to make yourself feel very sick or get very bored of doing donuts.

An old Omega or BMW would work too but will easily get stuck if it rains. Concreting acres of ground will be extortionately expensive and need planning permission.

OzzyR1

6,366 posts

261 months

Sunday 7th July 2024
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Exasperated said:
Wouldn't you get bored of doing donuts after about three minutes?
Or too expensive.

Reminds me of when I got my first litre bike back in the day & how willingly it would spin the rear tyre when attempting a burn-out.

Interest quickly wore off after I knackered two rear tyres at £100/each in the space of a week and also realised that even in the middle of a car park in a "bikers pub", with encouragement from onlookers, it still made me look an absolute bellend.

Collectingbrass

2,962 posts

224 months

Sunday 7th July 2024
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Win the lottery and make these guys an offer? https://www.silverstone.co.uk/about/british-racing...

anonymous-user

83 months

Sunday 7th July 2024
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OzzyR1 said:
Or too expensive.

Reminds me of when I got my first litre bike back in the day & how willingly it would spin the rear tyre when attempting a burn-out.

Interest quickly wore off after I knackered two rear tyres at £100/each in the space of a week and also realised that even in the middle of a car park in a "bikers pub", with encouragement from onlookers, it still made me look an absolute bellend.
Hah! The only time I've ever done that was on the way to get the rear on my GSX-R750 replaced. Figured I'd give it a go. That was the right time to try it smile

Prawo Jazdy

5,037 posts

243 months

Monday 8th July 2024
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Spend a few ££ on going to an 'own car drift day'. I've done one on a tarmac rally circuit at Oulton Park, which is incredibly slippery when wet, and it is regularly dowsed by a bowser during the day. The car gets filthy, and if you leave the track energetically you can damage your car if you're unlucky, but it is great fun, you're supposed to be there and you can transition from one direction to the other on certain corners as well.