What to do about the house next door...
What to do about the house next door...
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Pulse

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10,922 posts

239 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Ok, so here's the situation...

The grass etc in the garden next door is now around 8 foot tall.
The front door has been smashed in, and boarded up, within the space of a day.
Then last night, we saw a c.8" rat running across our garden from next door's garden!
The bloke who owns the place doesn't appear to have lived there for at least 7 years from what we've been told (for the past 1.5 years we've lived here, there is still the same bowl of cereal, washing up, etc out in the kitchen!)

So, I've told the police, who don't want to do anything about it.
I've also told environmental health, who say they will kindly lay some rat traps in our garden for a fee. Cheers!

So, where do we go from here? It's a privately owned house, which is why the council are steering away from it I suppose.

FTJoe

237 posts

203 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Kick the back doors in.....


Then pillage anything of use and burn it to the ground. Oh and rape anyone inside, that's what the vikings would have done.

SimonV8ster

12,828 posts

249 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Yeah - I say burn it to the ground too - you'd be doing everybody a favour.

Los Palmas 7

29,908 posts

251 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Knock through.

Dr_Gonzo

962 posts

246 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Say your squatting in it. Then wait until it's legally yours.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

270 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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rent it out

Alex97

1,121 posts

209 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Is he claiming his second home allowance on it? Shop him wink

cs02rm0

13,816 posts

212 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Send a kid round to cut the grass.

stifler

37,069 posts

209 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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rofl at Los Palmas.

Seriously though. Stop complaining for a month or two, then burn it. Pay a local scally to do it. Make sure you can't be traced. Job done.

WildCards

4,061 posts

238 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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FTJoe said:
Then pillage anything of use and burn it to the ground. Oh and rape anyone inside, that's what the vikings would have done.
Some say the Vikings were a misunderstood bunch, i'm inclined to agree.

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

216 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Who boarded the front door up?

Murray993

1,515 posts

254 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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stifler said:
Seriously though. Stop complaining for a month or two, then burn it. Pay a local scally to do it. Make sure you can't be traced. Job done.
make sure its not a semi that you are attached to first. Its all the detail this sort of thing.

V8mate

45,899 posts

210 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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8' grass? In the UK? scratchchin

Burning it down is one idea; probably not if you're semi-detached though smile

Sure the owner isn't in there? Choked to death on a crunchy nut cornflake one morning?

Otherwise I agree with Sleep - mow the lawn, 50 litres of magnolia and rent it out until someone says you can't. If the property looks smart, highly unlikely anyone will ever question anything.

Oh yeah - take rent in CASH only.

SystemParanoia

14,343 posts

219 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Pulse said:
Then last night, we saw a c.8" rat running across our garden from next door's garden!
Buy a cat...



pokethepope

2,666 posts

209 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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SystemParanoia said:
Pulse said:
Then last night, we saw a c.8" rat running across our garden from next door's garden!
Buy a cat...


You may need one of these for an 8" rat......


Sheets Tabuer

20,842 posts

236 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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I don't know about your area but around here the council have powers to tell people to fix their house and mow the lawn.

A number of people have had to tidy up their gardens or have the council around to do it, all with a huge inflated bill to the council of course.

MitchT

17,084 posts

230 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Sell it!

JamesM

3,114 posts

210 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Fill it with lions.

Luckyluciano

2,398 posts

238 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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I know of a local scallywhistle

mas99

4,902 posts

205 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Luckyluciano said:
I know of a local scallywhistle
Bit of a step down for a made man of your stature?