Aliens in the Water Butt!!!!
Aliens in the Water Butt!!!!
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Streetrod

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6,480 posts

229 months

Monday 22nd June 2009
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OK guys, I need to call on your expert knowledge here. My other half has just found this mass of creatures in our water butt. They are just over a cm long with long tails. They are all massed together like some weird orgy, what the hell are they? eek






headcase

2,389 posts

240 months

Monday 22nd June 2009
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Xenomorph's id be carefull with those if i were you wink

ShadownINja

79,396 posts

305 months

Monday 22nd June 2009
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They will burrow under your skin when you're not looking. Tell me you didn't turn away to post this thread?

paul26982

3,850 posts

241 months

Monday 22nd June 2009
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WTF eek

andy43

12,597 posts

277 months

Monday 22nd June 2009
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Elephant sperm. Either that or live beansprouts before they've been fried.
I always thought they were a vegetable.
Eurgh vomit

KevF

1,994 posts

221 months

Monday 22nd June 2009
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They look like Midge larvae. At worst their mosquito larvae....

Burn the feckers quick ....you've seen the Invasion of the Bodysnatchers havent you.....LOL

okgo

41,549 posts

221 months

Monday 22nd June 2009
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Have you seen 'The Faculty'.... Be scared.

Heathwood

2,939 posts

225 months

Monday 22nd June 2009
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They look like tiny little baby sperm whales..

..better hope not or your butt is fvcked!

RichB

55,381 posts

307 months

Monday 22nd June 2009
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KevF said:
They look like Midge larvae. At worst their mosquito larvae....
Nah, not mosquito lavae, they swim around at the top of the water...

V8A*ndy

3,697 posts

214 months

_Deano

7,414 posts

276 months

Monday 22nd June 2009
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Where did your missus find these again? By the Butt you say?

From wiki:
"...attracted to feces, may deposit their eggs or larvae near or into the anus, and the larvae then penetrate further into the rectum. They can survive feeding on feces at this site, as long as the breathing tube reaches towards the anus"

otolith

65,538 posts

227 months

Tuesday 23rd June 2009
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Rat tailed maggots. Hoverfly larvae. Harmless.

Xenocide

4,286 posts

231 months

Tuesday 23rd June 2009
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They're fking discusting, that's what they are!

Road Pest

3,123 posts

221 months

Tuesday 23rd June 2009
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That should never have been allowed to be posted!

Streetrod

Original Poster:

6,480 posts

229 months

Tuesday 23rd June 2009
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Yes I think I can now confirm that they are Rat Tailed Maggots, truely unpleasent looking things yuck