How to destroy a wasp nest
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Monkey boy 1

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2,066 posts

254 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2009
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A friend of mine has a rather large underground wasp nest in her back garden and she wants to get rid of them.
I had mentioned to her the use of fuel & a match, with the view of blowing the blighters up in a WW1 trench destroying affair, but this is a no go as the nest is very close to her septic tank and things could be very messy if we did that.
Anyone got any ideas on what to use to get rid of them ?

Edited by Monkey boy 1 on Wednesday 22 July 07:34

OllieWinchester

5,695 posts

215 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2009
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Regardless of what you have just said, I vote petrol and a match.

pacey_sot

246 posts

218 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2009
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diesel and a match tongue out more burn less explosion

phumy

5,814 posts

260 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2009
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pacey_sot said:
diesel and a match tongue out more burn less explosion
You wont set alight to diesel with a match, without heating the said diesel first

Loque

458 posts

202 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2009
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Phosphorous Grenade biggrin

Merlot

4,121 posts

231 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2009
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Cover the whole garden with 6" of concrete.


GKP

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264 months

Mexico.

1,254 posts

210 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2009
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Wasps can be very dangerous, so use extreme caution.Pay a wasp nest removal company or just burn the fekkers out like i did but make sure all your windows are shut and try not to set fire to your neighbours fence.

cardigankid

8,861 posts

235 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2009
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Paying a pest control company is for wimps, plus it's like building a tennis court and then paying your neighbours to play on it. All they will do is put some weedy white powder on it, charge wyou £25 and walk away. It kills the wasps sure enough, but in the most boring possible way. I'm sure that doing it yourself can be dangerous, but then so can track days, and even the wasps get a sporting chance. Keep any children well out of the way though.

I always found petrol and matches good, the wasps come out and put on a terrific aerobatic display, many of them, of course, on fire. Put plenty of petrol down the hole before you light it though. Carry a tennis racket for self defence. A good alternative to petrol is a mixture of Sodium Hydrochlorate weedkiller and sugar. That burns with a serious intensity.Try a little first though, so you know what you are dealing with.

The septic tank is a bit of a pain, though I doubt if it would go up unless it is really close.

If you have a garden hose handy try filling up the nest from a safe distance (if there is such a thing.) Alternatively, you could light a firework and stuff that down the hole. Obviously you could give it a good blast with fly spray, which they probably wouldn't like. I have always wondered if you could tie a can of fly killer to a suitably powerful firework and shove that into the nest, because when these tins go up they go with a bang.

I'm told they like alcohol, so why not mix up a few tins of cider with some paraquat and pour that down. It would be interesting to see the results. Then you could shove a rubber ball down to keep them in, though there will be a fair number outside, which you might keep at bay with fly spray.

Or why not set up one of those ultra violet 'zappers' just outside the hole and leave it on through the night?

Hours of harmless fun.

SystemParanoia

14,343 posts

221 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2009
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If bee's are like cruise missiles ( one hit wonder )

wasps are like the independence day alien fighters. in a class of their fking own. evil bds!! kill them all!!

Carfiend

3,186 posts

232 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2009
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I say you take off and nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

SystemParanoia

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221 months

escargot

17,122 posts

240 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2009
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A scarf wrapped round your face and a baseball bat.

Lefty Guns

19,686 posts

225 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2009
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cardigankid said:
Paying a pest control company is for wimps, plus it's like building a tennis court and then paying your neighbours to play on it. All they will do is put some weedy white powder on it, charge wyou £25 and walk away. It kills the wasps sure enough, but in the most boring possible way. I'm sure that doing it yourself can be dangerous, but then so can track days, and even the wasps get a sporting chance. Keep any children well out of the way though.

I always found petrol and matches good, the wasps come out and put on a terrific aerobatic display, many of them, of course, on fire. Put plenty of petrol down the hole before you light it though. Carry a tennis racket for self defence. A good alternative to petrol is a mixture of Sodium Hydrochlorate weedkiller and sugar. That burns with a serious intensity.Try a little first though, so you know what you are dealing with.

The septic tank is a bit of a pain, though I doubt if it would go up unless it is really close.

If you have a garden hose handy try filling up the nest from a safe distance (if there is such a thing.) Alternatively, you could light a firework and stuff that down the hole. Obviously you could give it a good blast with fly spray, which they probably wouldn't like. I have always wondered if you could tie a can of fly killer to a suitably powerful firework and shove that into the nest, because when these tins go up they go with a bang.

I'm told they like alcohol, so why not mix up a few tins of cider with some paraquat and pour that down. It would be interesting to see the results. Then you could shove a rubber ball down to keep them in, though there will be a fair number outside, which you might keep at bay with fly spray.

Or why not set up one of those ultra violet 'zappers' just outside the hole and leave it on through the night?

Hours of harmless fun.
rofl

I love how much thought you've put into this. A man after my own heart.

Mexico.

1,254 posts

210 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2009
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escargot said:
A scarf wrapped round your face and a baseball bat.



Edited by Mexico. on Wednesday 22 July 08:38

Man-At-Arms

5,920 posts

202 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2009
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napalm

(but sadly, not commmercially available)

okgo

41,508 posts

221 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2009
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When its dark go out and pour a can of petrol down the hole.

Job done.

Lefty Guns

19,686 posts

225 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2009
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Man-At-Arms said:
napalm

(but sadly, not commmercially available)
Not that difficult to make though.

paulmurr

4,203 posts

235 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2009
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Lefty Guns said:
Man-At-Arms said:
napalm

(but sadly, not commmercially available)
Not that difficult to make though.
Petrol and soap or something like that...?

WorAl

10,877 posts

211 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2009
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phumy said:
pacey_sot said:
diesel and a match tongue out more burn less explosion
You wont set alight to diesel with a match, without heating the said diesel first
little bit of petrol on top of it wink