Bum.

[br d]

Got the builders in, had all the hall and bannisters freshly painted today, looks smashing. Poured myself a pint of orange juice and started coming carefully upstairs avoiding the wet paint when the bottom of the glass fell out, a perfectly clean break like it had been cut with a laser. Orange juice every bloody where, walls, stairs, posts, me. I was extremely ruddy vexed, and that's swearing.

Should've had a bottle of Becks.

[pacman1]

Cleaned my kitchen last friday. Lunch preparation required chicken stock.
Mmmm, haven't used that for a while, looking at the bottle. I know, I'll give it a shake. Half way through and top removes itself. By the time I stopped it was too late.
Walls, ceilings, curtains, cupboards, floor,....
I did have a bottle of Becks. Several.

[mybrainhurts]

br d said:

Got the builders in, had all the hall and bannisters freshly painted today, looks smashing. Poured myself a pint of orange juice and started coming carefully upstairs avoiding the wet paint when the bottom of the glass fell out, a perfectly clean break like it had been cut with a laser. Orange juice every bloody where, walls, stairs, posts, me. I was extremely ruddy vexed, and that's swearing.

Was this a straight pint pot...?

I have one that did that...

Makes a great comedy glass...

Put it together on a flat surface and pour in a pint of something for your pal, then tell him to pick it up...

Then accuse him of buggering up your floor...

Hours of fun and merriment...

[GTIR]

Those builders can be bounders eh!

I'd check your kettle for piss and your curtain rail for fish.

[pacman1]

And the pair of breeding mice under the stairs.

[Simpo Two]

I think you should re-enact it and film it, so we can all see...

[Westy Pre-Lit]

You want to try shaking a bottle of Regga Regga sauce with the lid off.

[tobeee]

Westy Pre-Lit said:

You want to try shaking a bottle of Regga Regga sauce with the lid off.

you're wrong you know!