broken girlfriends handle off her front door.......

[RacerMDR]

flimsy bloody thing...........she buzz's me up - i pull door doesn't open

she buzz's me up again, I pull door doesn't open

she buzz's me up again, i PULL door, handle comes off in my hand.

Brilliant - now i'm in trouble with her, her housemate and her shared entrance (oo er missus) neighbour.

Need to get one - its old.

Any thoughts? It is a PVC door......with a standard metal handle.......with an oval lock in the bottom third......

help!

[Justayellowbadge]

Piss in a can.

[evenflow]

What is it with girlfriends and door handles today?

[Arese]

My first thought would be to go to B&Q probably.

[Johnny]

Then pour it in her shared entrance.

[illmonkey]

Reckon you could sell it to Mobsta, he seems desperate for one!

[Steamer]

evenflow said:

What is it with girlfriends and door handles today?

Makes a change from guys pulling knobs off on here I guess.

[V8mate]

£1500 will cover a good quality new outer door.

HTH

[Ayahuasca]

Is there a cupboard?

[escargot]

V8mate said:

£1500 will cover a good quality new outer door.

HTH

Cheapskate.

[Gretchen]

evenflow said:

What is it with girlfriends and handles today?

You're all dating fatties. HTH.

[wiffmaster]

You were supposed to push the door rather than pull it, weren't you?

[V8mate]

escargot said:

V8mate said:

£1500 will cover a good quality new outer door.

HTH

Cheapskate.

It's only his girlfriend. And apparently she shares her entrance anyway.

[evenflow]

wiffmaster said:

You were supposed to push the door rather than pull it, weren't you?

[selnic]

Go round the back and kick in her back doors?

[RacerMDR]

brilliant! - helpful guys - thanks.

tried B^Q - didn't help......

it was a pull door - but i was pissed and didn't realise it had been locked with a key

[t84]

selnic said:

Go round the back and kick in her back doors?

Poorly executed

[selnic]

t84 said:

selnic said:

Go round the back and kick in her back doors?

Poorly executed

Thought we were on about some doors, not a beheading.

[t84]

You repeated back twice!

[Ayahuasca]

t84 said:

You repeated back twice!

No, he wrote it twice but only repeated it once.