****-poor Plumbing Woes
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Funk

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27,306 posts

232 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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Not impressed. Just got up to get a drink (it's too bloody hot tonight..) and after taking the opportunity to have a piss, I went to wash my hands. As I stood at the basin it struck me that the mat felt curiously damp underfoot. A quick check and the whole thing is sodden...

I take a look behind the pedestal to see if anything obvious is amiss and spot THE shonkiest plumbing work I've seen in a long time! The waste pipe barely reaches the downpipe from the bottom of the plug and there's been water pouring out of it every time I've used the basin recently. I've only just noticed the problem and I don't know how long it's been doing it for - possibly a couple of days. The carpet and underlay are soaked so I've peeled them back to let them dry as best I can. I've also managed a temporary repair but it's not a long-term solution.

I'm really annoyed that the builders did such a rubbish job when they put it together - it's quite tricky to access as they've tiled round the pipework and boxed sections in. It's not the first st bit of plumbing I've found either; last year the kitchen sink overflow got used for the first time when I left it filling. It subsequently pissed water into the cupboard below. I sorted that myself with some sealant - there was none on the join where the waste pipe joined the overflow outlet...!

I'm now tired, grumpy and awake when I need to be up early to go to the FoS. I've half a mind to find out from the house builder who the plumbing was subbed out to, just so's I can ring them up to tell them they suck donkey-cock.

fkers.

Edited by Funk on Friday 2nd July 02:54

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

278 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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Worst I'm not really incontinent, honest thread ever....hehe


PS...not a lot of people will see inside this thread

Matt Black

420 posts

193 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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Well it depends on how you decide view it! biggrin

Funk

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27,306 posts

232 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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I posted it from my mobile; evidently there are issues with giving it a title from the mobile version..

Oh, and at 31 I don't yet suffer from incontinence. Give it time though, and old age starts to assert itself! hehe It will come to us all.

Edited by Funk on Friday 2nd July 02:52

Matt Black

420 posts

193 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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As I'm in a helpful mood, for anyone who can't access this thread please click 'Home and gardens' then click the little folder on the left.

HTH thumbup

Edited by Matt Black on Friday 2nd July 02:55

monthefish

20,467 posts

254 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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You have carpet in the bathroom?

Funk

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27,306 posts

232 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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Yes, much to my annoyance. Stipulation of the lease for noise reasons apparently. I'd rather have it tiled, obviously.

monthefish

20,467 posts

254 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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Funk said:
Yes, much to my annoyance. Stipulation of the lease for noise reasons apparently. I'd rather have it tiled, obviously.
No worries.

Must be some exceptionally poor plumbing if it's the waste that's leaking - that's the easy bit!!

Flintstone

8,644 posts

270 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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Just go back to your usual bachelor habits and the washbasin, shower, bath etc won't leak biggrin

Simpo Two

91,126 posts

288 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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monthefish said:
You have carpet in the bathroom?
So do I. That way I have something nice to step on with bare feet and don't go arse over tit on cold wet tiles smile

JustinP1

13,357 posts

253 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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Simpo Two said:
monthefish said:
You have carpet in the bathroom?
So do I. That way I have something nice to step on with bare feet and don't go arse over tit on cold wet tiles smile
Just don't wee on the floor.

Problem solved.

Simpo Two

91,126 posts

288 months

Saturday 3rd July 2010
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I don't; I use the toilet in the kitchen - the one where the light conveniently comes on when you open the door...

Funk

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27,306 posts

232 months

Saturday 3rd July 2010
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Well the carpet seems to have dried out OK and I appear to have fixed the leak.. Now things seem to be sorted, I can re-assemble the bathroom now.

Flintstone

8,644 posts

270 months

Saturday 3rd July 2010
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<Sneaks back in to Funk's place and unscrews basin waste again>

rlw

3,552 posts

260 months

Monday 5th July 2010
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We have two cisterns with push down buttons - one for a full flush and one for a part flush. These have never really worked properly and we have replaced both of their flushy bits in the ten years we have had them - one is now playing up again. I spent a couple of hours on Saturdat taking it all apart and refitting it, which is a game as the cistern has been mounted about three quarters of an inch off centre from the pan. This, in turn, means that the flimsy plastic tubes which push the flushy bits down, and the plastic holder at the top which holds it all in place, are having to work at an angle of about 20 degrees. They don't like this and of course they jam or break.

I could loosen off the pan and move it but we have just had an amtico floor fitted around it, or I could move the cistern but the water supply is buried and immoveable.

Question: Why did the fkucing plumber not do the job to properly in the first place in a virgin and empty room?

Answer: Why should he when he could bodge it up like most tradesmen seem to do.


BarnatosGhost

32,529 posts

276 months

Monday 5th July 2010
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rlw said:
We have two cisterns with push down buttons - one for a full flush and one for a part flush. These have never really worked properly and we have replaced both of their flushy bits in the ten years we have had them - one is now playing up again. I spent a couple of hours on Saturdat taking it all apart and refitting it, which is a game as the cistern has been mounted about three quarters of an inch off centre from the pan. This, in turn, means that the flimsy plastic tubes which push the flushy bits down, and the plastic holder at the top which holds it all in place, are having to work at an angle of about 20 degrees. They don't like this and of course they jam or break.

I could loosen off the pan and move it but we have just had an amtico floor fitted around it, or I could move the cistern but the water supply is buried and immoveable.

Question: Why did the fkucing plumber not do the job to properly in the first place in a virgin and empty room?

Answer: Why should he when he could bodge it up like most tradesmen seem to do.
cut water pipe. Move cistern. Add flexible connector. Half an hour and about a fiver. You're welcome!