Watching out for the chimney brush.

[colonel c]

Just swept the chimney ready for the onset of winter. Mrs colonel-c went outside to see the brush come out for me..

I haven't the hart to tell her I know when.

[Fort Jefferson]

Shouldn't this be in Home, Garden and DIY.

[Hedders]

colonel c said:

Just swept the chimney ready for the onset of winter. Mrs colonel-c went outside to see the brush come out for me..

I haven't the hart to tell her I know when.

Next time, send her outside to wait for it to appear, then sit down with a beer in front of the TV and see how long it takes for her to come back inside.

Women love practical jokes.

[s3fella]

You should have made her go up the ladder and unscrew if from the pole for you, before bringoing it down for you to screw on again in the fireplace and repeat as required.

[thegman]

my chimney knowledge is limited - whats the joke here?

[mrmaggit]

Like pulling a plunger you know when it's out because there is suddenly less resistance.

[M@verick]

colonel c said:

I haven't the hart to tell her I know when.

I am not sure what to make of this sentence.

mrmaggit said:

Like pulling a plunger you know when it's out because there is suddenly less resistance.

Is this a sexual reference ?.

I am afraid that is all I have to add.

R.

[davepoth]

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